Place-name headlines

CUCINA

Just a bit of pun fun...

Here's a few suggestions for starters:

PEST-CONTROLLER FROM RATOATH CHARGED WITH PERJURY

LOTTO-WINNER FROM MONKSTOWN "KEEPING QUIET"

PSNI OFFICER KICKS INNOCENT MAN IN DERRY ERROR

NEW ABATTOIR TO BE OPENED IN OFFALY

CRIMINAL, CAMPANOLOGIST, FLEES FROM BELFAST

ESCAPED CONVICT: RESIDENTS IN SKERRIES LIVING IN FEAR


Any takers?

sureitsgrand

Shryke

Horrible times in After Hours.

RB94

[Something about Muff.]

The King of Moo

Pasta Chef Cooks up Disappointing Thread Nella Cucina.

Diego Maradona

"Diana was still alive hours before her death"

"Red tape holds up new bridge"

"17 remain dead in morgue shooting spree"

"One armed man applauds the kindness of strangers"

Cassidy28

"Great diving down in muff"

Latchy

So ...it's come to this has it ?

The King of Moo

Cork Company Floated.

Economic Growth Increases Twofold in Dublin.



Here is The News From the West,
The Place Below Clare is The Best,
They Call it Stab City,
Because it's Quite ****ty,
So Come to Limerick, Be Our Guest.*

*not a pun

Intensive Care Bear

"Large pile up in Meanus"

Mr.Crinklewood

"Ros-common" Ross O'Carroll-Kelly moves to the Country

John Doe1

Frenchman punches richard dunne in donegal

im invisible

Which town?

some random drunk

Stillorgan pensioner steals viagra

Gorey murder accused ends up in Courtown

Kilkenny man in Enda assination plot

Swords man in stabbing incident

Dodgy food served in Athy takeaway

pickarooney

Finglas man sues sawmill

validusername1

I saw a headline a few months back on a Donegal news website, was something along the lines of ''Two men arrested for Muff robbery''.

I think I sat laughing at it for about a half hour.. Maybe I need to grow up haha