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All Hail The Magic Conch!

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  • 06-07-2012 3:35am
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    Princess Peach
    Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭


    Loo loo loo loo loo loo loo

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    Ask a question, it shall tell your future.


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    #2
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    fog horn drawn low and slow
    like a tide rise and fall
    sighing the swell on the shore


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    #3
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    The magic conch says "Please ask again later"


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    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Will Matt ever make sense?


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    Sparklepants!
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 43 ✭Sparklepants!


    Do you think pigeons appreciate the fact that they can fly?


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    Princess Peach
    Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Sarky wrote: »
    Will Matt ever make sense?

    The magic conch says "No"
    Sparklepants! wrote: »
    Do you think pigeons appreciate the fact that they can fly?

    The magic conch says "Maybe someday"


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    Princess Peach
    Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    The magic conch says "This is thread of the day"


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    Captain Graphite
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭Captain Graphite


    Oh Magic Conch,
    Are you not but a blatant rip-off of the sacred Magic 8-ball?
    And is it not accurate to say that you failed dismally to maintain law and order on the Lord of the Flies island?
    Matt Holck wrote: »
    fog horn drawn low and slow
    like a tide rise and fall
    sighing the swell on the shore

    Your haiku skills are
    Most unsatisfactory.
    Learn the correct form.


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    Star Lord
    Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Oh Magic Conch, where did I leave my charger, and when will I, will I be famous?


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    Oranage2
    Registered Users Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    The magic conch says "This is thread of the day"

    tumblr_m6s15wvpZ61ranhnao1_400.gif



    Also Magic Conch - Am I a lesbian trapped in a mans body?


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    Princess Peach
    Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Captain Graphite wrote: »
    Oh Magic Conch,
    Are you not but a blatant rip-off of the sacred Magic 8-ball?


    The Magic Conch says "No"
    DamoElDiablo wrote: »
    Oh Magic Conch, where did I leave my charger, and when will I, will I be famous?

    The Magic Conch says "Maybe someday"
    Oranage2 wrote: »
    Also Magic Conch - Am I a lesbian trapped in a mans body?

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    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Oh Magic Conch,

    Was it Princess Peach who stole €50 from my wallet last week?


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    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Will I die?


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    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    Captain Graphite wrote: »
    Oh Magic Conch,
    Are you not but a blatant rip-off of the sacred Magic 8-ball?
    And is it not accurate to say that you failed dismally to maintain law and order on the Lord of the Flies island?



    Your haiku skills are
    Most unsatisfactory.
    Learn the correct form.

    low fog horn drawn slow
    a tide rising and falling
    sighing swells on shore


    my partner has instructed me the say

    disco music's repetitive rhythm became plains as sheets in corn fields


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    Sparklepants!
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 43 ✭Sparklepants!


    Dearest conch, will there ever be a situation that John McClane can't get out of?

    p.s. I think Brosnan played the best bond.


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    Princess Peach
    Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Sarky wrote: »
    Oh Magic Conch,

    Was it Princess Peach who stole €50 from my wallet last week?

    The magic conch says "Neither"
    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    Will I die?

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    Sparklepants! wrote: »
    Dearest conch, will there ever be a situation that John McClane can't get out of?

    The Magic Conch says "Maybe someday"


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    Oranage2
    Registered Users Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Magic conch Will I lotto this week?


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    Sparklepants!
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 43 ✭Sparklepants!


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    The Magic Conch says "Maybe someday"

    You poxy liar!


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