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I know this is crazy... Here's my number

  • 05-07-2012 2:57pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 461 ✭✭


    Was on the Dart on Monday evening, and this beautiful woman got on the train and she was standing beside me and I couldn't stop glancing over at her she was so cute, nice legs, nice bum and nice long blonde hair. When I was getting off I felt like saying "I know this is crazy and I only just met you, here's my number" I had a look at her fingers to see any rings so all signs she's single:

    I bottled out at the end, has anyone ever been in this situation ya see a hot looking chick and ya kinda wanna ask her out but afraid if she says now in front of everyone


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    mtjm wrote: »
    I bottled out at the end, has anyone ever been in this situation ya see a hot looking chick and ya kinda wanna ask her out but afraid if she says now in front of everyone

    No, I'm pretty sure you're the first person to ever experience this.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Monday?

    Have you seen her since?

    The best after hours threads have started off like this
    Are you looking for advice OP?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,710 ✭✭✭✭Skerries


    I've sprung a leak so call a plumber


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Was her name "maybe"? :pac:

    Jaysus...I've never watched this video...someone give that fella a sambo!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,773 ✭✭✭madma


    holy crap OP

    you shoud write a book about it


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    Did it years ago to a really nice girl working in a cafe in Melbourne.

    Hours later my phone rang, a few hours after that we were in a bar together enjoying the craic!

    You never know until you take the risk.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    chin_grin wrote: »
    Was her name "maybe"? :pac:

    Frank.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Hey, I just met you
    And this is crazy
    Forget my number
    And keep the baby


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,827 ✭✭✭christmas2012


    Track her every monday,and give her looks,she wont think youre a creep then ask her say 'oh i know this is crazy,but heres my number so call me maybe'',she wont think youre nuts or desperate at all :pac:


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    mtjm wrote: »

    I bottled out at the end, has anyone ever been in this situation ya see a hot looking chick and ya kinda wanna ask her out but afraid if she says now in front of everyone

    kind of a fantasy of mine tbh :p


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭ColeTrain


    You should have gotten off at her stop and followed her.
    Girls love being chased.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    do you have a condom?

    no?

    so anal maybe


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 461 ✭✭mtjm


    Haven't seen her since she either got off at Portmarnock or Malahide as I got off at Clongriffin Station, just I've not stopped thinking abou ther


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,959 ✭✭✭Jesus Shaves


    When I'm in these situations I normally just go over and start humping her leg.
    Works all the time


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    If anyone uses that line as a chat-up line, then they deserve to be punched.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,004 ✭✭✭Cassidy28


    ColeTrain wrote: »
    You should have gotten off at her stop and followed her.
    Girls love being chased.

    Stalker :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,903 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen


    op you need to do this, get it on video


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Real man would have asked for her number. Sorry OP. better luck next time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    mtjm wrote: »
    When I was getting off I felt like saying "I know this is crazy and I only just met you, here's my number"

    Pretty sure she would have laughed at you... and then told you that you got the lyrics wrong too!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭ColeTrain


    Cassidy28 wrote: »
    Stalker :D

    Don't think of me as a stalker, just a security guard outside your window working for free.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    smash wrote: »
    Pretty sure she would have laughed at you... and then told you that you got the lyrics wrong too!

    They don't laugh in the movies.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    ColeTrain wrote: »
    Don't think of me as a stalker, just a security guard outside your window working for free.

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 206 ✭✭Carles Puyol


    Shut have went for it, if for nothing else but the entertainment factor...

    ..for everyone else that is :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    hondasam wrote: »
    They don't laugh in the movies.
    Maybe she would have run down the carriages waving at him out the winds at the train left....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,627 ✭✭✭Lawrence1895


    mtjm wrote: »
    Was on the Dart on Monday evening, and this beautiful woman got on the train and she was standing beside me and I couldn't stop glancing over at her she was so cute, nice legs, nice bum and nice long blonde hair. When I was getting off I felt like saying "I know this is crazy and I only just met you, here's my number" I had a look at her fingers to see any rings so all signs she's single:

    I bottled out at the end, has anyone ever been in this situation ya see a hot looking chick and ya kinda wanna ask her out but afraid if she says now in front of everyone

    Not everybody wears rings these days, she might have been on the way home from work, and there are jobs, where you are not allowed to wear rings, I suppose.

    But, I guess, there are some shy guys out there, it's nothing to be ashamed of ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    smash wrote: »
    Maybe she would have run down the carriages waving at him out the winds at the train left....

    I'm sure lots of men and women have met like this and lived happily ever after. :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    hondasam wrote: »
    I'm sure lots of men and women have met like this and lived happily ever after. :p
    That's because they were going separate ways! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,477 ✭✭✭✭Knex*


    mtjm wrote: »
    When I was getting off I felt like saying "I know this is crazy and I only just met you, here's my number"

    OP, for even contemplating saying the above line you have just surrendered all rights to your man card. Please hand it back in.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,231 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    These cases generally end up in court with somebody getting put on the sex-offenders' register, and it's usually not the woman:(.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,380 ✭✭✭✭nacho libre


    mtjm wrote: »
    Was on the Dart on Monday evening, and this beautiful woman got on the train and she was standing beside me and I couldn't stop glancing over at her she was so cute, nice legs, nice bum and nice long blonde hair. When I was getting off I felt like saying "I know this is crazy and I only just met you, here's my number" I had a look at her fingers to see any rings so all signs she's single:

    I bottled out at the end, has anyone ever been in this situation ya see a hot looking chick and ya kinda wanna ask her out but afraid if she says now in front of everyone

    I was in a similar situation last saturday. I caught eyes with a woman as she was coming up an escalator, she seemed to smile at me. Still I was afraid to go back in case i'd come across as crazy( you know read into something that wasn't there). Still on reflection, it would only have been a few minutes of embarassment


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    These cases generally end up in court with somebody getting put on the sex-offenders' register, and it's usually not the woman:(.

    We can live in hope though...


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Scanlas The 2nd


    mtjm wrote: »
    Was on the Dart on Monday evening, and this beautiful woman got on the train and she was standing beside me and I couldn't stop glancing over at her she was so cute, nice legs, nice bum and nice long blonde hair. When I was getting off I felt like saying "I know this is crazy and I only just met you, here's my number" I had a look at her fingers to see any rings so all signs she's single:

    I bottled out at the end, has anyone ever been in this situation ya see a hot looking chick and ya kinda wanna ask her out but afraid if she says now in front of everyone

    Wrestling a crocodile is crazy, asking a woman out is normal. Say " I know this is normal and I only just met you, put your number in my phone"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    That's actually how I met my wife.Weeks and weeks of eye contact on an intercity train with her and eventually made some small talk with her.

    One thing lead to another and one sunny evening I finally plucked up enough courage to ask her out.

    So , OP , if I was you I'd ask her out.... I'm sick of the bitch and want a divorce ..she's in work today and will be travelling home on an evening Dart.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 176 ✭✭Musiconomist


    I got off my bus a few years ago to ask a girl out. I was working up the courage to do it for about two weeks.

    I followed her up her road (I didnt have the sense/bravery to stop her). When I realised she was turning into a driveway, I made some kind of greeting-like warble. She turned around to talk to me, and didnt know who I was, or why I had followed her. I managed to get about 500 words out in two lungfuls, some of which were "stupid", "ask", "so sorry", "you", "sooooooo" and "number?". Some auld biddy neighbour was gardening, and was looking over to see if she needed help (I'm 6'4). God, some cringes never die.

    I only realised when talking to her face to face that she was at least 6 or 7 years older than me. I was 19/20 at the time. She told me she had a boyfriend. I should have run when I saw that she lived in an adults house. She was really nice about the whole thing, and even shouted over "Oh, it's ok, I know him" to her neighbour, in a lovely Scotch accent.

    Ah well. Needless to say... DART


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭Jaxxy


    Just talk to her next time you see her on the train OP! Personally I love it when I get asked out by a completely sober person. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    mtjm wrote: »
    Was on the Dart on Monday evening, and this beautiful woman got on the train and she was standing beside me and I couldn't stop glancing over at her she was so cute, nice legs, nice bum and nice long blonde hair. When I was getting off I felt like saying "I know this is crazy and I only just met you, here's my number" I had a look at her fingers to see any rings so all signs she's single:

    I bottled out at the end, has anyone ever been in this situation ya see a hot looking chick and ya kinda wanna ask her out but afraid if she says now in front of everyone

    send a text to metro ireland admitting your undying love for this blonde like the other saddo's do ;)


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