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Woman has to collect garda in her own car after burglary!

  • 04-07-2012 11:25pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,549 ✭✭✭✭


    Heard this unreal story on Joe Duffy today:
    http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/ireland/2012/0704/1224319342905.html

    It appears that things are so bad now that not only are there not enough gardai but even when they are available they may not have access to a patrol car.

    I just checked the price of the new Lexus GS 450h (€60,000) http://www.rev.ie/brian-odriscoll-present-for-the-lexus-gs-450h-unveiling/
    and by my conservative calculation the cost of the e-voting machines would have paid for 833 of them! Not, of course, taking into account the discount that would be available for bulk purchasing. I'm not suggesting that the gardai would have needed 833 vehicles in one year and the wasted money would have provided them with vehicles for years or am I missing something.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    If da bankers didn't steal so much we'd have monay for cors for the 5-0. :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Ah Joe, the bleedin e-votin' yokes... y'know them things.. the wudda bort the Gardaz a loada bleedin Lexusiz if yer man wudda sold de bleedin' things to de charitiez Joe.

    It's a disgrace Joe, so ir iz.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    AN E-VOTING MACHINE ATE MY POLICE CAR!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,254 ✭✭✭Thatnastyboy


    Ah Joe, the bleedin e-votin' yokes... y'know them things.. the wudda bort the Gardaz a loada bleedin Lexusiz if yer man wudda sold de bleedin' things to de charitiez Joe.

    It's a disgrace Joe, so ir iz.

    And that was Mary from Clontaarf,

    And next up we have Bridie from Clontaaarf who thinks there's just too much coleslaw; "its terrible Joe, what happened that we have so much coleslaw, and the teenagers Joe"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,931 ✭✭✭Zab


    She then drove to the Garda station, which was about a mile from her house...

    Had he no bike?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    Tis all dem drugs thats doin' it, Shur.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Hope she had the meter running


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    I find this somewhat humorous.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    Good thing they didn't rob her car too


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    Ah Joe, the bleedin e-votin' yokes... y'know them things.. the wudda bort the Gardaz a loada bleedin Lexusiz if yer man wudda sold de bleedin' things to de charitiez Joe.

    It's a disgrace Joe, so ir iz.
    but how dus dat make you feeel Starbelgrade?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,549 ✭✭✭✭Judgement Day


    Well, I'm glad it's a matter of hilarity (I suppose it is AH) but as most of you are probably years younger than me you have a lot longer than me to laugh while you pay extra taxes to put the State back together. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Well, I'm glad it's a matter of hilarity (I suppose it is AH) but as most of you are probably years younger than me you have a lot longer than me to laugh while you pay extra taxes to put the State back together. :D

    It's a good thing the government's saving money by not paying for police cars then.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Chorcai


    1 mile away from her house, lazy Garda more like it.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,827 ✭✭✭christmas2012


    cut fas and jobbridge - make a huge billion euro saving to free up for more garda recruitment(creating actual jobs),and some extra for cars up and down the country..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,537 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    I bet that garda is fat.
    only 1.6km walk / run.
    easily done in 12 mins at walking pace...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    I bet that garda is fat.
    only 1.6km walk / run.
    easily done in 12 mins at walking pace...

    This from a Cookie Monster?????


    ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,903 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen


    She would have been able to drive like a mad bitch though, you can speed all you like if you're giving a Garda a lift, and you can drive on the footpaths :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 833 ✭✭✭southcentralts


    If a guard arrived at my house on a bike after a burglary, I would e-vote him out of the house!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,827 ✭✭✭christmas2012


    thats a how to on killing a pedestrian very dangerous..btw


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    It's the GAA's fault Joe, the Croke Park agreement Joe.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Chorcai wrote: »
    1 mile away from her house, lazy Garda more like it.

    Yes he is lazy because he did not walk to the scene of a crime. This will be happening more frequently with all the cut backs.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    This is the County that gave us Daniel O'Donnel, if they were any more laid back they'd all fall over, so no surprise really when it turns out the cops up there are not exactly dynamos.
    I'm surprised anyone up there stirred up the energy to commit a burglary in the first place. Must have been a blow-in.
    ^I have now put more effort into solving this crime than the Donegal Gardai btw^.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 865 ✭✭✭MajorMax


    Ah Joe, the bleedin e-votin' yokes... y'know them things.. the wudda bort the Gardaz a loada bleedin Lexusiz if yer man wudda sold de bleedin' things to de charitiez Joe.

    It's a disgrace Joe, so ir iz.

    Sorry, What? Look At Me Screeeeen!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 865 ✭✭✭MajorMax


    Ah Joe, the bleedin e-votin' yokes... y'know them things.. the wudda bort the Gardaz a loada bleedin Lexusiz if yer man wudda sold de bleedin' things to de charitiez Joe.

    It's a disgrace Joe, so ir iz.

    Sorry, What? Look At Me Screeeeen! Jesus is there an echo in here?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    Nah, it's just the lag between here and Donegal.


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