Which one?

Boombastic · 22-06-2012 10:35am #1

So, I've given up my JB job, so I can sit on my ar$e all day & collect the monies for nothing.

Fu*k them not for profit & community organisations.

What games console and snacks would you recommend?

I've got the Turborg in the fridge ready to go and my pyjamas on, any more tips?

ArtyC · 22-06-2012 10:37am

Oh here we go again..... Have we really run that short on conversations here......

croker1 · 22-06-2012 10:38am

youjizz.com

Boombastic · 22-06-2012 10:38am

ArtyC wrote: »

Oh here we go again..... Have we really run that short on conversations here......

Is that a games console or a brand of snack?

saintsaltynuts · 22-06-2012 10:39am

Give you one week before the boredom kicks in.

Unavailable for Comment · 22-06-2012 10:39am

Boombastic wrote: »

What games console and snacks would you recommend?

Something cheap if you're depending on the social welfare to pay for it.

smash · 22-06-2012 10:40am

Boombastic wrote: »

What games console and snacks would you recommend?

You should have a bag of stfu and play a game of find a fúcking job!

[Jackass] · 22-06-2012 10:41am

Xbox and any non-spoiling foods. Canned goods mainly.

My main tip would be to try and make people think they owe you a favour all of the time, and then use it to get them to bring you things so that you don't have to leave the house.

Consider getting a sick note from the doctor that you have some illness that can't really be proven one way or the other, like back aches, depression or blurred vision, and then get extra benefits to screw the country over even more. Then go into town, in your PJ's, and sit on the street drinking your cans in the middle of the day, with in ear shot of people standing outside their office on a smoke break, and mock them for paying for your beer and rent. Consider breaking into their car or just scratching it up a bit when you're leaving too, just to remind them of how thick they are to stick around here and prop up all the greedy and lazy. Then take a nap.