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  • 21-06-2012 10:08pm
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 104 ✭✭


    Nobody ever looks at me twice


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 550 ✭✭✭earpiece


    It's because you start shít threads!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    thats cause you have a face like a bag of broken bells


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    earpiece wrote: »
    It's because you start shít threads!

    he does make nice flapjacks though


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 89 ✭✭nunn351


    ]Oh my darlin
    knock three times on the ceiling if you want me
    twice on the pipe if the answer is no
    oh my sweetness
    means you'll meet me in the hallway
    twice on the pipe means you ain't gonna show


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    PBroderick wrote: »
    Nobody ever looks at me twice

    Once was enough.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,075 ✭✭✭Wattle


    Maybe you're not so nice, so nobody looks at you twice or even thrice?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 814 ✭✭✭Tesco Massacre


    Maybe you've got lice?
    Or to be more precise
    You're not very nice?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,207 ✭✭✭longhalloween


    Its because one look is more than enough :/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,591 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    PBroderick wrote: »
    Nobody ever looks at me twice

    True then that first impressions count.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 550 ✭✭✭earpiece


    he does make nice flapjacks though
    Especially the chocolate topped ones. Well caught Admiral my fine man.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,533 ✭✭✭Jester252


    just get into their face


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    get a mankini and go everywhere in it. Guaranteed twice lookinged at-ness. If you are fat and bald people may well also snigger, but any attention is good attention, apparently.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    Leave your cock out.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,663 ✭✭✭Cork24


    How old are u ?
    12


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    Hmm

    *takes a bite out of a raw potato and sups on a Guinness*

    Please do be going on like :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    PBroderick wrote: »
    Nobody ever looks at me twice

    Then start shoplifting


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    PBroderick wrote: »
    Nobody ever looks at me twice

    Oh you.. thats not true and you know it..


    I've just looked at your post AND your profile.


    So. Lets talk about you.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 104 ✭✭PBroderick


    Then start shoplifting

    the only music fan on boards tonight


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Have you tried doing a barrel roll?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Rasheed


    Ah lads don't be mean!

    Ok what ya mean no one looks at ya twice? Do ya mean sexually? Or as a friend? Where are you meeting these people?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    PBroderick wrote: »
    Nobody ever looks at me twice

    Do you really need advice?
    First clean off all dirt and lice
    Dress with care, stand tall, make nice.
    Then fate takes charge,
    just roll the dice.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 833 ✭✭✭southcentralts


    PBroderick wrote: »
    Nobody ever looks at me twice

    Get yourself a funny hat, and scream at inanimate objects, only then will they stare.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,959 ✭✭✭Jesus Shaves


    Hire an escort


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