Things you'd like to talk about or discuss now that Retr0 is on his holidays.....

CiDeRmAn

Just a thought....
Here is a thread for all those things that would have met with derision and withering comments from Retr0 if he were posting.

So, if you like RF, have no real issue with 50hz, don't think the CDi Zelda's really need to exist or have no truck with male dating sims, post your comments here!

Myrddin

Nothing ages about games, time is never 'not kind' to games, it's our perception of them that changes not the damned games.

The cd-i is basically an educational/porn player which made a total bollox of the term console. The cd-i Zelda's are not canon.

There's nothing wrong with owning a PAL NES, sure it's 50hz...but not owning one is 0hz

Weird dating sims are not games

Retr0 badly needs to unclutter the cables at the back of his tv

Halo is probably nowhere near as bad as he says, I dunno...


AAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhh...I can breathe again

K.O.Kiki

The sticky threads are so bloated because everyone keeps on congratulating each other & going off-topic.

Discuss.

Also, PS2 is retro now.

Pyongyang

Darius is better than Salmonhamburger.

CiDeRmAn

Composite cables can be acceptable, especially if the only other choice is rf, not every tv can take RGB.

Halo is a good laugh, not the greatest game of all time but redefined the console fps, much the same way Goldeneye did many years before.

OwaynOTT

Streets of rage and Golden Axe are great games. Am I doing this right?

o1s1n

OwaynOTT wrote: »

Streets of rage and Golden Axe are great games. Am I doing this right?

Ciderman is the heathen who doesn't like either of them unfortunately

OwaynOTT

o1s1n wrote: »

Ciderman is the heathen who doesn't like either of them unfortunately

Oh I know

o1s1n

I think the worst possible thing we could do while Retr0 is away is to have a Japanese schoolgirl cosplay party without him - he'd feel so left out.

Sadly (or is it?) that is one step too far for myself. Although I think Atavan may be up for it.

Myrddin

CiDeRmAn wrote: »

Composite cables can be acceptable, especially if the only other choice is rf, not every tv can take RGB.

Now what I said was bad, but that would kill him if he knew

o1s1n wrote: »

I think the worst possible thing we could do while Retr0 is away is to have a Japanese schoolgirl cosplay party without him - he'd feel so left out.

Sadly (or is it?) that is one step too far for myself. Although I think Atavan may be up for it.

Atavan iz well up for itz

CiDeRmAn

OwaynOTT wrote: »

Streets of rage and Golden Axe are great games. Am I doing this right?

Nearly right but....

You get to say that when I am on holidays......

Nearly an insta-ban right there!


No, more appropriate would be...

"6/10 seems like a perfectly reasonable score to give Gunstar Heroes as the review was well written and objective, free of Treasure obsessed fan-boy opinion"

OwaynOTT

Or Donkey Kong Country is one of the greatest platform games ever!

a5y

Rise of The Robots? Under-rated. Just a teeny bit.

CiDeRmAn

a5y wrote: »

Rise of The Robots? Under-rated. Just a teeny bit.

That's just going too far, come on people!

CiDeRmAn

Conker is great fun on the N64....

Normally there would be a fresh page of derision being typed in by Retr0 as soon as I would post such a remark, now though such trolling is a waste of time.... my heart felt opinion not met by any ill-informed vitriol from the Brig Cit native....



I'm starting to miss him! nOOOO

Steve X2

Sonic 1 on the Mega Drive in 50hz via an old dodgy RF cable is clearly the best way to play the game. The music is also clearly superior when played this way.

Here's me playing it on my best TV earlier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xi7qvsma6c

.

a5y

This still feels too fast. You didn't overclock your MegaDrive or something, did you?

Touch Fuzzy Get Dizzy

Now that I'm free I can talk about Sonic Adventure, where's Blitzkrieg?

That one in Xenoblade Chronicles had a horrible voice

Final Fantasy 7 is the best game ever created, Persona is mediocre RPG compared to it :P

Let's talk about how many Pokémon games we cleared

o1s1n

I never did finish Persona 4. Found it boring :pac:

Touch Fuzzy Get Dizzy

CiDeRmAn wrote: »

Conker is great fun on the N64.

OwaynOTT wrote: »

Donkey Kong Country is one of the greatest platform games ever!

CiDeRmAn wrote: »

Composite cables can be acceptable, especially if the only other choice is rf, not every tv can take RGB.

Halo is a good laugh, not the greatest game of all time but redefined the console fps, much the same way Goldeneye did many years before.

o1s1n wrote: »

I never did finish Persona 4. Found it boring :pac:

I can imagine him when he comes back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GZ9AuXWsio

Steve X2

a5y wrote: »

This still feels too fast. You didn't overclock your MegaDrive or something, did you?

No, but I can underclock it if you like

.

a5y

Steve SI wrote: »

No, but I can underclock it if you like

.

While you're there, be sure to put some of the dust back in. I hate it when people use canned air to get the dust out, it makes it less authentic.

Touch Fuzzy Get Dizzy

playing Jet Set Radio, even I'm better than him at it :pac: :cool:

johnny_ultimate

o1s1n wrote: »

I never did finish Persona 4. Found it boring :pac:

If I wasnt on mobile Id post a Phoenix Wright objection.jpg here.

CiDeRmAn

I heard they attempted to round up every CDi ever made, along with the games, march them to Mordor and throw them into Mt Doom....
Just heard...
Only way to be sure....


It was that or nuke the entire site from orbit....

Myrddin

CiDeRmAn wrote: »

It was that or nuke the entire site from orbit....

It's the only way to be sure...

TechnoFreek

Mortal Kombat. That is all.

Touch Fuzzy Get Dizzy

TechnoFreek wrote: »

Mortal Kombat. That is all.

And DOA

CiDeRmAn

Pit Fighter, that's what all the hip kids are playing....

And speaking about hip kids, what's so screwed up and perverted about hipsters?
I mean, sure, they are a cultural abomination before the gods, but we have accepted pond scum here before and got along grand..... so wear your skinny mustard jeans, your stripy geansaí and your trilby, comfortable loafers and bring your repro Raleigh Chopper, welcome to our humble forum!

TechnoFreek

Sera wrote: »

TechnoFreek wrote: »

Mortal Kombat. That is all.

And DOA

Mortal Kombat 2

CiDeRmAn

Shaq Fu, on a 50hz Pal Megadrive..... with a standard pad.... that your little brother/sister has gnawed.... Bliss!

MrVestek

Shenmue was a terrible game...

Sonic '06 was the best Sonic game ever...

Duke Nukem Forever is hands down the best FPS released since... nope definately the best ever.

Am I doing this right? :P

super_furry

Legend of Dragoon is the pinnacle of the JRPG.

Touch Fuzzy Get Dizzy

Achilles wrote: »

Shenmue was a terrible game...

Sonic '06 was the best Sonic game ever...

Duke Nukem Forever is hands down the best FPS released since... nope definately the best ever.

Am I doing this right? :P

you're going too far!

MrVestek

Sera wrote: »

you're going too far!

Whaaaat? Sonic '06 was AWESOME!

So under-rated... I wonder if I should sell my RARE copy of the game on Adverts? :P

o1s1n

I regularly use my copy of Radiant Silvergun as a coaster for hot drinks.

CiDeRmAn

I use two copies of Radiant Silvergun, stapled together, as a dust jacket for Legends of Dragoon....


I also don't find men dressed up as school girls especially funny....

CiDeRmAn

Oh, and R-Type Final is the best Shmup of all time, pinnacle of the series at the very least.

Doctor DooM

CiDeRmAn wrote: »

I heard they attempted to round up every CDi ever made, along with the games, march them to Mordor and throw them into Mt Doom....
Just heard...
Only way to be sure....

The next person who litters my mountain with a CDi gets it thrown right back at their head.

CiDeRmAn

Well, the desert was full of ET carts!
Had to put them somewhere!
And Sauron is watching his gaff, seeing as she lives there! (His mum, in case unfamiliar readers aren't sure what I mean)

Touch Fuzzy Get Dizzy

CiDeRmAn wrote: »

Well, the desert was full of ET carts!
Had to put them somewhere!
And Sauron is watching his gaff, seeing as she lives there! (His mum, in case unfamiliar readers aren't sure what I mean)

Myrddin

That overly attached girlfriend video is hilarious

Touch Fuzzy Get Dizzy

I think he's back tomorrow, enjoy it while you still can guys

Myrddin

Sera wrote: »

I think he's back tomorrow, enjoy it while you still can guys

I really hope he found a SNES for me...something tells me not though

MrVestek

EnterNow wrote: »

Sera wrote: »

I think he's back tomorrow, enjoy it while you still can guys

I really hope he found a SNES for me...something tells me not though

Yeah and that copy of D2 for DC :-)

CiDeRmAn

Ooooooo, Retr0's back..... it's his front we're afraid of!
I'm sure he'll be flattered by all the attention!

But seriously,
Male Dating Sims?
Seriously?
I mean, ok, you don't have to be a Space Marine to play Doom but I'm pretty sure only men who have made a tangential lifestyle choice to the mean will play Male dating sims.... and yet Retr0 is a male, macho, secure in his sexuality...... curiouser and curiouser said Alice.....

Retr0gamer

Well I'm back, hope you all got it out of your system

o1s1n

Question - how did you like your spanking?

Retr0gamer

It hurt like a mother****er. I only paid for a shot! Coyote Ugly was a bit of a wild night.

CiDeRmAn

Welcome home, this thread may well disappear, before you have a chance to read it......

On a brighter note, for us, Sera took part so we knew we were ok!