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This scenario genuinely scares me, if this happens the human race is doomed!! :/

  • 15-06-2012 08:25PM
    #1
    Zombie_Porn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6 ✭


    I have been wondering. Will zombies ever learn to procreate? Or does anyone know have they already started to? Hear me out. People are becoming more and more aware of what to do in the event of a zombie apocalypse? People today have the best chance they ever had of surviving such a thing with all of the information on the internet.

    What if people are so organised and prepared that a group of zombies go weeks without eating? Without food they will have to think of new ways to grow their numbers. Do you ever envision the scenario where they will have to have sex to boost their numbers or risk dying out? Has this already happened? Will we ever have zombie porn? Would you watch it?

    Its just something I've been thinking about a lot lately. What if zombies dont have to eat us to reproduce? We'd be doomed surely? I've just scared myself a lot with this thread.


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  • #2
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    Love the username. As for the thought of zombies getting nasty WHY WON'T THE IMAGE LEAVE MY BRAIN, THE HORROR!!

    On a more serious note, zombies are dead, their bodies do not function save for basic motor functions. Add to that they are decomposing, I doubt their genitals would be in a fit state to get anything done, even if the plumbing was still working.

    Good to see people thinking outside the box. . . even if it does scar the mind :D


  • #3
    degrassinoel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,769 ✭✭✭✭degrassinoel


    Zombie_Porn wrote: »
    I have been wondering. Will zombies ever learn to procreate? Or does anyone know have they already started to? Hear me out. People are becoming more and more aware of what to do in the event of a zombie apocalypse? People today have the best chance they ever had of surviving such a thing with all of the information on the internet.

    What if people are so organised and prepared that a group of zombies go weeks without eating? Without food they will have to think of new ways to grow their numbers. Do you ever envision the scenario where they will have to have sex to boost their numbers or risk dying out? Has this already happened? Will we ever have zombie porn? Would you watch it?

    Its just something I've been thinking about a lot lately. What if zombies dont have to eat us to reproduce? We'd be doomed surely? I've just scared myself a lot with this thread.

    Zombies procreate through infection.

    Thread locked, obvious troll is obvious.


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