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He's bigger than you

  • 13-06-2012 6:57am
    #1
    Scanlas The 2nd
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭


    So your girlfriend wife decides to embark on some extracurricular sex on the side.

    Would he bother more that she was riding a guy with an anaconda between his legs or would it not make a difference?


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  • #2
    fred funk }{
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,827 ✭✭✭fred funk }{


    Ha ha.


  • #3
    Joe10000
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,295 ✭✭✭Joe10000


    Sorry OP but you should not be worrying about how big he was rather how rich he is.


  • #4
    danniemcq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    what happened OP?

    was there tears?


  • #5
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    The affair itself would bother me, not his penis.

    How would the size come up in conversation anyway?

    Even if it did, it's not the size that matters, it's what you do with it.


  • #6
    dodzy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,153 ✭✭✭✭dodzy


    The King of Moo wrote: »

    Even if it did, it's not the size that matters, it's what you do with it.

    Small knob :p


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  • #7
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    dodzy wrote: »
    Small knob :p

    "small knob" + smiley with tongue extended = perhaps not an ideal combination :P


  • #8
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    dodzy wrote: »
    Small knob :p

    He's being modest.


  • #9
    CardBordWindow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,198 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »
    ...... a guy with an anaconda between his legs....
    I'd be glad that the wife wasn't killed by the anaconda!


  • #10
    abouttobebanned
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,943 ✭✭✭abouttobebanned


    The male ego is more fragile than an egg on the floor.

    It would bother every man, and it's not particularly their fault. It's the one area of the body that we have no power over (lots of jokes potential here - knock yourself out) but the one we worry about most in the bedroom.

    I think women are very good at not giving anything away. What they don't know can't hurt them etc.


  • #11
    splashthecash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,322 ✭✭✭splashthecash


    Yeah, I find out my wife, my soulmate is having an affair and the first thing I ask her is "how big is his knob?"

    I wouldnt give a toss tbh


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  • #12
    the_syco
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,316 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »
    decides to embark on some extracurricular sex on the side.
    Since this is AH...
    Kicked her to the side. Get the kids DNA checked.

    =-=

    Also, has this anything to do with the your other thread about "Have you ever made love to a married woman/man?"?


  • #13
    du Maurier
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭du Maurier


    splashthecash wrote: »
    Yeah, I find out my wife, my soulmate is having an affair and the first thing I ask her is "how big is his knob?"

    I wouldnt give a toss tbh


    Soulmate. Hahaha.


  • #14
    kryogen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25,953 ✭✭✭✭kryogen


    Find the guy, cut it in half, surgecally attach to your own member, your sorted

    Ok?

    Other then that, the thing that should bother ya more is that your wife has someone elses cock in her mouth in the first place, before she kisses you good night


  • #15
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    I'd know she was lying about the cock thing:cool:
    But i'd throw her out for being a tramp anyway.


  • #16
    Scanlas The 2nd
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Scanlas The 2nd


    the_syco wrote: »
    Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »
    decides to embark on some extracurricular sex on the side.
    [SIZE="1"]Since this is AH...[/SIZE]
    Kicked her to the side. Get the kids DNA checked.

    =-=

    Also, has this anything to do with the your other thread about "Have you ever made love to a married woman/man?"?

    It made me think about this topic.


  • #17
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    The King of Moo wrote: »
    "small knob" + smiley with tongue extended = perhaps not an ideal combination :P

    We can only play the cards we're dealt!


  • #18
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »
    So your girlfriend wife decides to embark on some extracurricular sex on the side.

    What's a girlfriend wife?


  • #19
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Honestly OP, you don't have to start a thread on every thing that pops into your head.


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