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Runny nose and no tissue what to do?

  • 12-06-2012 10:15pm
    #1
    supernova84
    Closed Accounts Posts: 972 ✭✭✭


    So how do you go about wiping your runny nose when you have no tissue at your disposal? I give it the old sleeve ho.


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  • #2
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    Wipe it onto your hands and let it dry. Then wash it off.


  • #3
    decisions
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭decisions


    Tampon?


  • #4
    Diego Maradona
    Closed Accounts Posts: 769 ✭✭✭Diego Maradona


    Go to sleep


  • #5
    christmas2012
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,827 ✭✭✭christmas2012


    whens the thread getting locked lol


  • #6
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    Just squeeze it all out of your nose and into your hand, then rub your hand along your jeans til it blends in nicely.

    SORTED!


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  • #7
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    syndeyfife wrote: »
    Just squeeze it all out of your nose and into your hand, then rub your hand along your jeans til it blends in nicely.

    SORTED!

    Free hair gel!


  • #8
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Let it run down your face and eat it:D


  • #9
    electrobanana
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,420 ✭✭✭electrobanana


    aaronjumper wrote: »
    Wipe it onto your hands and let it dry. Then wash it off.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjB_kLI9RiI


  • #10
    frank9901
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 111 ✭✭frank9901


    sleeve


  • #11
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    press one nostril shut and blow hard out the other - the snot will fly out in an elegant stream and no-one will find it the least bit disgusting. That's what all the feckers I work with do anyway. Seems to be a sort of Lads badge of honour. My Missus is not too keen but she's just soft.


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  • #12
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    A fcukload of coke


  • #13
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    Wait....then lick it off your upper lip!!!! :rolleyes:

    I actually feel ill after typing that....still shaking and laughing though!!! :D:D:D


  • #14
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    So??

    What did you do with your unwanted snot monsters?


  • #15
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    syndeyfife wrote: »
    So??

    What did you do with your unwanted snot monsters?

    Still on that sugar rush then? :D


  • #16
    Lyaiera
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭Lyaiera


    Run up to your Ma, yelling "Ma! Ma! My node is running!" And beckon for a tissue.


  • #17
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    aaronjumper wrote: »
    Still on that sugar rush then? :D

    3 cans of tescos cheapest energy drink...ask me again in 24 hours and my answer will still be yes!! :D:D this is better than drink and drugs!


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