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Getting your weener stuck in the zipper

  • 11-06-2012 9:18pm
    #1
    GastroBoy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 863 ✭✭✭


    This doesnt seem to be a regular occurrence anymore, haven't heard of it happening to anyone in ages. Has something changed in zipper technology to prevent this, or has mankind evolved to learn from past mistakes??


Comments

  • #2
    strobe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    Lot of jeans are button flies now a days. Perhaps some causation there?


  • #3
    Clitlady
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 50 ✭✭Clitlady


    Your willy is just too small for it to happen i reckon


  • #4
    af_thefragile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,171 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    Because of underwear maybe?


  • #5
    eth0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,635 ✭✭✭eth0


    Weener? Go home yank.


  • #6
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Is it normally something lads tell stories of?


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  • #7
    wellboytoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,081 ✭✭✭wellboytoo


    Your taking the mickey


  • #8
    MayoForSam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,293 ✭✭✭MayoForSam


    We got a bleeder!


  • #9
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    An electric toothbrush without the brush on top fell from on top of a cabinet in my bathroom the other day and skinned the ballsack of me. It was oddly riveting.


  • #10
    cruiser178
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    Im a big fan of that old saying "once bitten twice shy" it happened me once and im going to make sure it will never happen to me again.


  • #11
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Its your flaccid cock Sir! Not a weener. Never a weener.


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  • #12
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Franks and beans!!


  • #13
    racso1975
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,273 ✭✭✭racso1975


    happened my 4 yr old the other day! brought tears to my eyes! next step in man hood for him will be a kick in the nuts! i dread that day!


  • #14
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    racso1975 wrote: »
    happened my 4 yr old the other day! brought tears to my eyes! next step in man hood for him will be a kick in the nuts! i dread that day!

    You're not going to have to kick him you know.


  • #15
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Happened a few times. Dear God the horror.


  • #16
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    Sindri wrote: »
    An electric toothbrush without the brush on top fell from on top of a cabinet in my bathroom the other day and skinned the ballsack of me. It was oddly riveting.

    I thought you were going to say it "fell" down your japs eye. At least that's what you told the doctor in A&E


  • #17
    hardCopy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭hardCopy


    How did you get the Beans above the Frank?


  • #18
    cocoshovel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    This has never happened to me. That is all.


  • #19
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Button fly jeans FTW. Did catch it a few times when wearing zip fly trousers, ouch ouch ouch....


  • #20
    le la rat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭le la rat


    Hot rocks to the ball bag more of a concern


  • #21
    GastroBoy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 863 ✭✭✭GastroBoy


    le la rat wrote: »
    Hot rocks to the ball bag more of a concern
    How the F?


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  • #22
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    When it happens the first time you spend the rest of your life guarding against it happening again.


  • #23
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    Happened to me once. Now no matter how drunk or tired I am, I always make sure the way is clear before closing up.


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