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Getting your weener stuck in the zipper

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  • 11-06-2012 10:18pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 863 ✭✭✭


    This doesnt seem to be a regular occurrence anymore, haven't heard of it happening to anyone in ages. Has something changed in zipper technology to prevent this, or has mankind evolved to learn from past mistakes??


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    Lot of jeans are button flies now a days. Perhaps some causation there?


  • Registered Users Posts: 50 ✭✭Clitlady


    Your willy is just too small for it to happen i reckon


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,171 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    Because of underwear maybe?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,635 ✭✭✭eth0


    Weener? Go home yank.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Is it normally something lads tell stories of?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,081 ✭✭✭wellboytoo


    Your taking the mickey


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,275 ✭✭✭MayoForSam


    We got a bleeder!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    An electric toothbrush without the brush on top fell from on top of a cabinet in my bathroom the other day and skinned the ballsack of me. It was oddly riveting.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    Im a big fan of that old saying "once bitten twice shy" it happened me once and im going to make sure it will never happen to me again.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,978 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Its your flaccid cock Sir! Not a weener. Never a weener.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Franks and beans!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,273 ✭✭✭racso1975


    happened my 4 yr old the other day! brought tears to my eyes! next step in man hood for him will be a kick in the nuts! i dread that day!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    racso1975 wrote: »
    happened my 4 yr old the other day! brought tears to my eyes! next step in man hood for him will be a kick in the nuts! i dread that day!

    You're not going to have to kick him you know.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Happened a few times. Dear God the horror.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    Sindri wrote: »
    An electric toothbrush without the brush on top fell from on top of a cabinet in my bathroom the other day and skinned the ballsack of me. It was oddly riveting.

    I thought you were going to say it "fell" down your japs eye. At least that's what you told the doctor in A&E


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭hardCopy


    How did you get the Beans above the Frank?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    This has never happened to me. That is all.


  • Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Button fly jeans FTW. Did catch it a few times when wearing zip fly trousers, ouch ouch ouch....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭le la rat


    Hot rocks to the ball bag more of a concern


  • Registered Users Posts: 863 ✭✭✭GastroBoy


    le la rat wrote: »
    Hot rocks to the ball bag more of a concern
    How the F?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    When it happens the first time you spend the rest of your life guarding against it happening again.


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    Happened to me once. Now no matter how drunk or tired I am, I always make sure the way is clear before closing up.


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