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Sex or Thanks

  • 09-06-2012 10:31pm
    #1
    SafeSurfer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,973 ✭✭✭


    Which are you getting more of, sex or thanks and does your sex life decrease as your post count increases?

    Multo autem ad rem magis pertinet quallis tibi vide aris quam allis



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  • #2
    Leeg17
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,127 ✭✭✭✭Leeg17


    My post count is wayyy bigger than yours.

    :cool:





    :(


  • #3
    Ronin247
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,256 ✭✭✭Ronin247


    SafeSurfer wrote: »
    Which are you getting more of, sex or thanks and does your sex life decrease as your post count increases?


    My sex life is similar to my post count,I have to do it on my own and I am usually typing one handed.


  • #4
    af_thefragile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,171 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    neither... :(


  • #5
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Oh definitely sex. With the amount I'm getting you'd think I'd Nothingbetter2d;):D.


  • #6
    Fromthetrees
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,846 ✭✭✭Fromthetrees


    I usually have to say thanks for sex, followed by paying money and waiting for the kind lady to leave before I remove the bag from my head. :)


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  • #7
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Prostitution is a thankless profession.


  • #8
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    ive been kept busy going shopping alot lately... but my sex has improved :)


  • #9
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    You havent heard of the members only doggie style typist forum then.


  • #10
    af_thefragile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,171 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Oh definitely sex. With the amount I'm getting you'd think I'd Nothingbetter2d;):D.
    Nothingbetter2d wrote: »
    ive been kept busy going shopping alot lately... but my sex has improved :)

    You two at it again........


  • #11
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    LETHAL LADY wrote: »
    You havent heard of the members only doggie style typist forum then.

    Non-members do doggy style too;):cool:


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  • #12
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    af_thefragile wrote: »
    You two at it again........

    i like props.... what can i say?


  • #13
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    af_thefragile wrote: »
    You two at it again........

    Whatever do you mean:confused::confused::confused::confused:?


  • #14
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    I'm getting more thanks at the moment, but it'd only take one thank for that to be true.

    Still, each thanks I get arouses me slightly, so I don't tend to make such a great distinction between the two.


  • #15
    girl in the striped socks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 653 ✭✭✭girl in the striped socks


    Nothingbetter2d wrote: »
    af_thefragile wrote: »
    You two at it again........

    i like props.... what can i say?
    Doctor b is gonna bust a cap in yo ass...


  • #16
    Stinicker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,102 ✭✭✭Stinicker


    I usually tend to get thanks after sex with pleas for more :cool:


  • #17
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    SafeSurfer wrote: »
    Which are you getting more of, sex or thanks and does your sex life decrease as your post count increases?

    I usually get one after the other also!


  • #18
    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    Neither!


  • #19
    SafeSurfer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,973 ✭✭✭SafeSurfer


    Biggins wrote: »
    I usually get one after the other also!

    A ride after each post! You must have the stamina of a pubescent mountain goat.

    Multo autem ad rem magis pertinet quallis tibi vide aris quam allis



  • #20
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    to the ladies here which do ye prefer? chocolate or sex?


  • #21
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    SafeSurfer wrote: »
    A ride after each post! You must have the stamina of a pubescent mountain goat.

    God bless Viagra - thats all I can say! :D


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  • #22
    Doc Ruby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,956 ✭✭✭Doc Ruby


    SafeSurfer wrote: »
    Which are you getting more of, sex or thanks and does your sex life decrease as your post count increases?
    I have more thanks than I have posts, and I leave my sex life to your imagination.


  • #23
    girl in the striped socks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 653 ✭✭✭girl in the striped socks


    Nothingbetter2d wrote: »
    to the ladies here which do ye prefer? chocolate or sex?
    Sex.
    Chocolate is lovely but sex is better :)


  • #24
    SafeSurfer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,973 ✭✭✭SafeSurfer


    Doc Ruby wrote: »
    I have more thanks than I have posts, and I leave my sex life to your imagination.

    Thanks for the image :eek:

    Multo autem ad rem magis pertinet quallis tibi vide aris quam allis



  • #25
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Doc Ruby wrote: »
    I have more thanks than I have posts, and I leave my sex life to your imagination.

    Fire, knives and rope in your signature? My imagination is running wild! :pac:
    Any particular tips? :D


  • #26
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Oh definitely sex. With the amount I'm getting you'd think I'd Nothingbetter2d;):D.

    Are 4 warnings not clear enough??

    Banned.


  • #27
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    I get lots of thanks from my boyfriend!

    No sex though :(


  • #28
    herisson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson


    Nothingbetter2d wrote: »
    to the ladies here which do ye prefer? chocolate or sex?

    pffft stupid question....sex obviously :D


  • #29
    charlemont
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    Rhyme wrote: »
    Prostitution is a thankless profession.

    It's not when she's counting her cash after a hard night's work.


  • #30
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    I get way more sex, I get fcuk all thanks so I'd be a pretty sad life...


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  • #31
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    syndeyfife wrote: »
    I get way more sex, I get fcuk all thanks so I'd be a pretty sad life...

    there ya go... dont say ya never get thanked :p


  • #32
    Doc Ruby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,956 ✭✭✭Doc Ruby


    Biggins wrote: »
    Fire, knives and rope in your signature? My imagination is running wild! :pac:
    Any particular tips? :D
    Go easy on the birch sap, its sticky alright but that stuff doesn't wash out.


  • #33
    TouchingVirus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,584 ✭✭✭TouchingVirus


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Oh definitely sex. With the amount I'm getting you'd think I'd Nothingbetter2d;):D.

    *cringes*


  • #34
    eth0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,635 ✭✭✭eth0


    Definitely have more thanks on here than I've had sex sessions


  • #35
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    While I dislike the source of the thread, to be fair, the flirting really makes me want to throw up.

    Violently.

    Can you imagine what it looks like for an adult man approaching 30 to puke up an entire blood filled lung?

    Try and put yourself in that position for a few seconds.

    An actual lung. Belonging to you.

    In the toilet bowl.

    Filled with the blood sourced from your own ire.

    Did you know that we Irish have a problem with hemochromatosis?

    Do you even know what that is?

    If I do fill a lung with blood before puking it up because of all the flirting, at least I can swallow it again or maybe beat myself to death with it. Perhaps the blood filled lung will make me slip in the shower.

    So that's something to look forward to.

    Please PM for clarification.


  • #36
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Please PM for clarification.
    PM sent.


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