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i have a neighbour that puts "da" in front of every thing

puzzle factory · 2012-06-01 22:58:11

its the funniest thing every was talking to him to day and he was saying, "da mammy, she caught me watching da blue movies, and da mammy has been at me, da since to go up to da mass on da sunday and confess da sins" fecking brilliant and hes 59 to top it off livining with the mammy still.

01-06-2012 10:58PM

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its the funniest thing every
was talking to him to day and he was saying,
"da mammy, she caught me watching da blue movies, and da mammy has been at me, da since to go up to da mass on da sunday and confess da sins"
fecking brilliant and hes 59 to top it off livining with the mammy still.

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#2 01-06-2012 10:59PM

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He sounds 'special'

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#3 01-06-2012 10:59PM

ICANN

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Once I ate a dog treat because I wanted to know what it tasted like.

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#4 01-06-2012 10:59PM

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I don't see anywhere for da thread to go.

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#5 01-06-2012 11:00PM

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da bo**ix

are you his father?

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#6 01-06-2012 11:00PM

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is he 6 months old?

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#7 01-06-2012 11:02PM

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ICANN wrote: »

Once I ate a dog treat because I wanted to know what it tasted like.

i gave one to my cosine and told him it was a carburys button

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#8 01-06-2012 11:06PM

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Is your neighbour Pat Shortt?

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#9 01-06-2012 11:09PM

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Standard Toaster wrote: »

Is your neighbour Pat Shortt?

no tis da john jo, da john jo da fitzgearld

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#10 01-06-2012 11:10PM

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Da fuq?

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#11 01-06-2012 11:13PM

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He's touched, you're a dick for laughing at him.

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#12 01-06-2012 11:13PM

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Nearly as bad as people who say "like" after every sentence like(sorry cork)

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#13 01-06-2012 11:14PM

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How fascinating

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#14 01-06-2012 11:14PM

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Is he Russian? Perhaps he's saying yes a lot. Or is he German and just got his definite articles slightly wrong?

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#15 01-06-2012 11:15PM

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The Master of Disaster wrote: »

Is he Russian?

nope, da kerry

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ICANN wrote: »

Once I ate a dog treat because I wanted to know what it tasted like.

You know, I've always been tempted to! What did they taste like?

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#17 01-06-2012 11:41PM

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You know, I've always been tempted to! What did they taste like?

very similar to oz choclate now that i think about it, cattle rashin, even dow they do be mad for it, its like atin dry mala

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#18 01-06-2012 11:44PM

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darokane wrote: »

Nearly as bad as people who say "like" after every sentence like(sorry cork)

Watcha talkin about like:pac:

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#19 01-06-2012 11:59PM

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#20 02-06-2012 12:32AM

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Let's hope he doesn't ever have to go to the doctor with a sore arse or genitalia - his Da, could end up doing time.

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#21 02-06-2012 12:36AM

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Do you live on a halting site perchance ?

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#22 02-06-2012 12:38AM

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LordSmeg wrote: »

Do you live on a halting site perchance ?

no, do you live in a gated community?

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#23 02-06-2012 12:42AM

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First words out of a babys mouth is ''Mama ...Dada '' but 50 odd years later ? ...that's stretching it a bit .

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#24 02-06-2012 12:42AM

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puzzle factory wrote: »

its the funniest thing every
was talking to him to day and he was saying,
"da mammy, she caught me watching da blue movies, and da mammy has been at me, da since to go up to da mass on da sunday and confess da sins"
fecking brilliant and hes 59 to top it off livining with the mammy still.

You do know he calls you 'da ejit nextdoor' ?

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#25 02-06-2012 12:45AM

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Opticom wrote: »

You do know he calls you 'da ejit nextdoor' ?

actually he calls me "da demented, da fairy"

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#26 02-06-2012 01:04AM

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puzzle factory wrote: »

no, do you live in a gated community?

You leave our gate alone.

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#27 02-06-2012 01:07AM

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LordSmeg wrote: »

You leave our gate alone.

for the love of fup
you really do
http://feedback.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=lordsmeg&ftab=AllFeedback&seeallfeedback=See%20All%20Feedback&myworld=true

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#28 02-06-2012 01:16AM

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Your text is of the culchie dialect, OP. Are you sure it wasn't "Baa"?

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#29 02-06-2012 01:17AM

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#30 02-06-2012 01:20AM

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Lionel Messy wrote: »

Your text is of the culchie dialect, OP. Are you sure it wasn't "Baa"?

yes im sure, lionel http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=78993134 you wanker

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#31 02-06-2012 01:23AM

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i was expecting more from you Gran Hermano, but shure you know what they say, never meet your your hero, and moderators are like noddy, they ve a bell on there hat for a reason.

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