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Dulux - Erotic Paint now?

  • 23-05-2012 8:01am
    #1
    Raiser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,929 ✭✭✭


    Just noticed that Boards.ie now carries a banner advert for Dulux's 'babymaker' paint - The very paint that makes that couple in the TV advert suddenly have 19 kids causing the girl to hastily paint it grey before her uterus falls out.

    - Should this paint be banned, or maybe limited to 1 per household?


Comments

  • #2
    hungrypig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 311 ✭✭hungrypig


    don't see it selling well in china:o


  • #3
    Seachmall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    Means Test required for all purchases.

    Also, ID required.


  • #4
    Das Kitty
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 17,231 Mod ✭✭✭✭Das Kitty


    Wait...

    There was a time when paint wasn't erotic?


  • #5
    hungrypig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 311 ✭✭hungrypig


    fookin childrens allowance bill will go through the roof, d'imf won't be happy:mad:


  • #6
    stoneill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,609 ✭✭✭stoneill


    Does yer man in Limerick looking for a bigger gaff have that paint on his walls?


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  • #7
    CardBordWindow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,198 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    Nothing better than painting the house, to get the ride! ;)


  • #8
    Urquell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 160 ✭✭Urquell


    I suspect some sort of Subliminal message in all this aimed at men. "Do Housework, get the Ride". Because the weak-minded fools will do anything for even a hint of sex.

    Ill examine this more when Ive loaded the dishwasher.


  • #9
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Phwoar, nothing floats my boat like a good can of paint.

    Mmmmm, Dulux!

    *twists nipples*


  • #10
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    I dunno about paint being erotic, but that Dulux dog gives me the horn something bad.


  • #11
    Jesus Shaves
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,959 ✭✭✭Jesus Shaves


    CardBordWindow wrote: »
    Nothing better than painting the house, to get the ride! ;)

    If you have to paint a whole house "to get the ride" you're not doing it right


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  • #12
    hungrypig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 311 ✭✭hungrypig


    is it one sexual experience per room, what would you get for an exterior, what about pebble dash, that must be worth at least a threesome


  • #13
    hungrypig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 311 ✭✭hungrypig


    hungrypig wrote: »
    is it one sexual experience per room, what would you get for an exterior, what about pebble dash, that must be worth at least a threesome

    although technically they did have a threesome if you include the dulux dog


  • #14
    aujopimur
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,953 ✭✭✭aujopimur


    Can you get this Dulux paint on the medical card?.


  • #15
    scholar007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 902 ✭✭✭scholar007


    Raiser wrote: »
    - The very paint that makes that couple in the TV advert suddenly have 19 kids


    He should have stuck to just painting her face :eek:


  • #16
    hungrypig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 311 ✭✭hungrypig


    aujopimur wrote: »
    Can you get this Dulux paint on the medical card?.

    not sure but i saw it in a few of those 'duuuurty' shops on capel street


  • #17
    She Devil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,032 ✭✭✭She Devil


    Oh no better way to get the spark back into your relationship!

    "Come on dear, lets strip ... paint"


  • #18
    the purple tin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Apparently that paint is just like alcohol. Both can to lead to unprotected sex :p


  • #19
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    ..................Dulux

    "Leave her looking like a painter's radio"


  • #20
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Two girls one bucket...

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #21
    hungrypig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 311 ✭✭hungrypig


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    Two girls one bucket...

    what about the dog ?


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  • #22
    Sauve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    hungrypig wrote: »
    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    Two girls one bucket...

    what about the dog ?

    The dog pïsses on the bucket. Durty.


  • #23
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    hungrypig wrote: »
    what about the dog ?

    That's just... wrong.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #24
    hungrypig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 311 ✭✭hungrypig


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    That's just... wrong.

    well he is a very SHAGGY dog


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