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What did you have for LUNCH today?

  • 18-05-2012 11:43pm
    #1
    evil_monkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17 ✭


    Many different options available, but so little time.

    With this in your brain, what did you have today? Not yesterday, not tomorrow... Today.


    I had four lamps and a side salad, washed down with a logitech cloud.


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  • #2
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    evil_monkey wrote: »
    Many different options available, but so little time.

    With this in your brain, what did you have today? Not yesterday, not tomorrow... Today.


    I had four lamps and a side salad, washed down with a logitech cloud.

    Today is only roughly 44 minutes old. Bit early for lunch dontcha think?

    And what the fcuk are you gibbering about?


  • #3
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    2 boiled eggs, farts smelled great afterwards

    21/25



  • #4
    Ficheall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,034 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    I had no lunch today :(


  • #5
    humbert
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    What's a lamp? Cant think of many things I'd have exactly four of for lunch.


  • #6
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    evil_monkey wrote: »
    Many different options available, but so little time.

    With this in your brain, what did you have today? Not yesterday, not tomorrow... Today.


    I had four lamps and a side salad, washed down with a logitech cloud.

    I'd say that was electric

    21/25



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  • #7
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Today I woke up with a massive stomach upset; never eat an egg sandwich that's been out of the fridge for twelve hours - I usually eat anything, out of date, etc. but this really, really upset my intestines. So I had some carrot and coriander soup around five this evening.


  • #8
    FreddysFace
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 62 ✭✭FreddysFace


    a blue peter presenter


  • #9
    Kurz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 786 ✭✭✭Kurz


    humbert wrote: »
    What's a lamp? Cant think of many things I'd have exactly four of for lunch.

    Four Lamps is a famous chipper in Sligo. Not sure if the OP meant that though or it's just a weird coincidence.


  • #10
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Wine


  • #11
    FreddysFace
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 62 ✭✭FreddysFace


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Today I woke up with a massive stomach upset; never eat an egg sandwich that's been out of the fridge for twelve hours - I usually eat anything, out of date, etc. but this really, really upset my intestines. So I had some carrot and coriander soup around five this evening.

    you sound so hot budgese


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  • #12
    Mickey Lover
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 98 ✭✭Mickey Lover


    Coffee - big strong mug of it :)


  • #13
    Stained Class
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,808 ✭✭✭Stained Class


    uch wrote: »
    2 boiled eggs, farts smelled great afterwards

    Ugh!


  • #14
    FreddysFace
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 62 ✭✭FreddysFace


    Mickey Lover wrote: »
    Coffee - big strong mug of it :)

    If you're over 6 foot am so sold, mickey


  • #15
    evil_monkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17 ✭evil_monkey


    Seem to be a coincidence. Thought that would be comincens.

    The lamps I had are well known. They're used to light a room. They're usually electric, plug them into a plug and flick a switch. Or push a button.

    Made a mistake though. Didn't wash it down with logitech cloud, it was actually washed down wiyh a poorly constructed radio station. Salad was good though.


  • #16
    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,706 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    I had some cous cous with a bit of bolognese sauce and it was frightfully scrumptious.

    Later that day i had a choc ice. I loikes a choc oice. :)


  • #17
    Posy
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 27,754 Mod ✭✭✭✭Posy


    A microwave noodley thing. Wasn't great, but stopped me collapsing from lack of food so it done the trick.
    Oooh, and cashew nuts. Yum. :)


  • #18
    humbert
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    I'm just going to assume lamps, clouds and radio stations are all metaphors for drugs. Uncut hardcore hallucinogenic drugs.

    For what it's worth I was busy so I just had the one large meal today. It was around 6 pm so we'll call it dinner.


  • #19
    westendgirlie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,125 ✭✭✭westendgirlie


    Is the Op some sort of Hanibal Lecter of the robot world?


  • #20
    Stained Class
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,808 ✭✭✭Stained Class


    evil_monkey wrote: »


    I had four lamps and a side salad, washed down with a logitech cloud.
    Kurz wrote: »
    Four Lamps is a famous chipper in Sligo. Not sure if the OP meant that though or it's just a weird coincidence.

    Could be open to a lot of things.

    In 1966 a member of The Who met a friend of his called Myles. He was so stoned/drunk that he saw him 4 times in the one go. Quadrophonic, if you like.

    Anywho..... Resident genius in the Who, Pete Townshend found out about this story & it provided the inspiration for his next big hit 'I can see for Miles' in 1967.

    Also, it could mean that OP ate 1 Bicycle lamp instead of 4.

    I'm drunk...


  • #21
    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,417 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    Today i heated some of lidl's finest sweet and sour soup and added to it some of lidl's finest microwavable basmati rice. I then had two of danone's finest vitalinia yoghurts and later (before dinner) two bags of kp's finest skips to keep me going.


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