Law and order breaking down in Waterford run for your lives!

jayboi

As above! Houses burnt down, people bet, dogs stolen, GPs overcharing and music too loud.

The end is nigh!

membersonly

Thought you were serious til I saw "dogs stolen"! Very Good!

ziedth

Students will be gone soon......... It'll be like Quarth for the summer :pac:

abouttobebanned

Is this the official "mega thread"?

ziedth

Christ if we had a crime Mega thread this forum would be nothing but missing cats

Professey Chin

Dogs & cats living together!
Mass hysteria!!!

Oh and some form of raid down thomas hill earlier by the back of the garda station.
Was passing & seen stuff being bagged & 1 person being arrested

MitchKoobski

Sigh.....alright, I'll go get my gun and meet ye on the roof of the book centre.

deisemum

Republic of Telly trailer vandalised, kamikazi runners, dogs on the loose roaming round the streets.

kkdela6

and a fox killed one of my ducks the other night. jesus christ this place is gone to the dogs altogether

TheGormog

It'd make the cat sick!

old gregg

Clothes got soaked on the line today, wouldn't happen in Kilkenny :mad:

paky

jaysus, sounds like the place is turning into philadelphia

longshanks

A bird shat on my car earlier. Only in Waterford have I ever been treated like this.

jayboi

Kent Brockman: Hordes of panicky people seem to be evacuating the town for some unknown reason. Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?
Professor: Mmm, yes I would, Kent.

TheGormog

Heard that Mel Gibson is flying in to shoot a sequel to Apocalypto on John's Street this weekend.

mike65

Its time for "The Citizen"

THall04

Forecast for the weekend.......:(

ikeano29

The Great Chinholio wrote: »

Dogs & cats living together!
Mass hysteria!!!

Oh and some form of raid down thomas hill earlier by the back of the garda station.
Was passing & seen stuff being bagged & 1 person being arrested

Yeah i see a convoy of undercover and garda cars going down that way earlier on too, looked liked they meant business alright.

A drug raid i would say it was.

Finnbar01

The problem I have with the scum, is when they get caught they more often or not get a slap on the wrist and sent on their merry way.

calvin_zola

Laissez-faire dogs sh1tting all over the ring road and not cleaning up after themselves

Nypd

I saw someone crossing on the quay earlier when the red man was on the traffic light, this town is a disgrace jay walking bastads are running amuk, enough I said !!!

mike65

Having just walked into town I think I know what's at the root of this mayhem. John Roberts Square has been taken over by a group of feral coffee drinkers. They are sat there in the sun out of it on caffeine.

Jason Todd

They don't even put red lead in the blaas anymore, all fancy yokes like schmokey bacon and poached eggs :mad:

daftdave

mike65 wrote: »

Having just walked into town I think I know what's at the root of this mayhem. John Roberts Square has been taken over by a group of feral coffee drinkers. They are sat there in the sun out of it on caffeine.

surely your mistaken , the sun don't shine in Waterford.

mike65

It must have been a police helicopter search light!

deisemum

Jason Todd wrote: »

They don't even put red lead in the blaas anymore, all fancy yokes like schmokey bacon and poached eggs :mad:

Don't you mean chorizo, red onion and rocket in a blaa

wellboytoo

I paid 40000 drachmas for two blaas in Hickeys this morning

deisemum

wellboytoo wrote: »

I paid 40000 drachmas for two blaas in Hickeys this morning

Did you get any of that feta cheese that Michael Noonan has been on about in them.

decies

The Vomiting bug dont forget the vomiting bug!!!! On a seperate note best of luck to me Julie today in WRH as they hopefully fix her leg!!! What the %^&$* do you mean there should be a seperate thread for this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BlaasForRafa

TheGormog wrote: »

It'd make the cat sick!

It did, mine was sick yesterday!

'kin ell!

BlaasForRafa

deisemum wrote: »

Don't you mean chorizo, red onion and rocket in a blaa

Nah it'll be all German stuff we're forced to eat after this referendum (oh yes, thats in there as well, what do you mean you didn't read the leaflet?), so it'll be bratwurst, sauerkraut and paprika in de blaa dere please.

Professey Chin

Somebody stole my parking space after I left for work

Literally picked it up and ran! :eek:

deisemum

BlaasForRafa wrote: »

It did, mine was sick yesterday!

'kin ell!

It sickened one of my hens, she's got sour crop and is spewing up bile which stinks to high heavens.

Speak Now

I guess we now know why CSI:Miami has been cancelled after 10 seasons.

CSI:Waterford here we come......:D

Lieutenant Caine can probably leave the shades at home though

Jason Todd

Jerry Seinfeld wrote: »

I guess we now know why CSI:Miami has been cancelled after 10 seasons.

CSI:Waterford here we come......:D

Lieutenant Caine can probably leave the shades at home though

longshanks

calvin_zola wrote: »

Laissez-faire dogs sh1tting all over the ring road and not cleaning up after themselves

I'm not familiar with that breed......

wellboytoo

longshanks wrote: »

I'm not familiar with that breed......

They can take it or leave it, in this case leave it....

LuckyFinigan

Dont forget about that german fella swimming in the river in the nip. Wont someone please think of the children!

shadowcomplex

Finnbar01 wrote: »

The problem I have with the scum, is when they get caught they more often or not get a slap on the wrist and sent on their merry way.

yea and if you , I or any other law abiding citizen were to hurt them in an act of self defence we would be in more trouble, If I didn't have a decent job in waterford id be out of the place long ago

Nypd

shadowcomplex wrote: »

yea and if you , I or any other law abiding citizen were to hurt them in an act of self defence we would be in more trouble, If I didn't have a decent job in waterford id be out of the place long ago

And there is a better quality of scum where ?

jo06555

I see a man in his 20's found dead in new St yesterday , I was wondering why all the garda cars when I passed yesterday, could be accidental will know more after post. mortem