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Why doesn't anyone break into my house?

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  • 15-05-2012 5:14pm
    #1
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭


    All the other kids got their homes burgled. I feel left out :(


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    #2
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Because you're house has wheels on it....


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    #3
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Not anymore....

    dodge-caravan-p205-75r14-tiger-paw-ice-snow-tires-and-wheels_5225384.jpg


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    aaronjumper
    Registered Users Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    Did you try putting up a banner saying that you're not home?


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    #5
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Fort Kickass is an impregnable fortress littered with the bones of many a maiden who has attempted to escape that mad syphilis infested Sarky. They say he eats their soul.....................:eek:

    Sarky_Touches_Himself_With_Spoons.jpg


    And that is why.

    /knot thread he he clever :D;):p:):rolleyes::o:mad::(:eek::cool::P:confused::pac:


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    Princess Peach
    Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Your house smells funny.


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    aaronjumper
    Registered Users Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    Your house smells funny.

    Funny haha or just funny?


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    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    funny ha ha of course. Ive been there and the marx brothers bodies are plastered on the walls so you cant help but go ha ha! when you are there.

    TL;DR? funny ha ha caus it helps..


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    Princess Peach
    Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Funny like your face


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    TeddyTedson
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    People have been trying to break out of your house for years, why the heck would anyone break in?

    Although if you were to leave a custard pie by the window, I'd be tempted.
    I like pie. ummm, cake.


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    aaronjumper
    Registered Users Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    Funny like your face

    Funny haha or just funny?


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    Star Lord
    Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    It's funny how, I mean funny like it's a clown, it amuses you? It make you laugh, It's here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How is it funny?


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    aaronjumper
    Registered Users Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    http://youtu.be/3wdHxyGcLoQ


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    southcentralts
    Registered Users Posts: 833 ✭✭✭southcentralts


    because even thieves have class
    sorry this is not AH
    because thieves like a challenge.


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    Sparklepants!
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 43 ✭Sparklepants!


    Sarky you don't have nice things. All you have is Slayer vinyls and mayonnaise. No wonder nobody breaks into your house. You break into THEIR houses, steal their stuff and then people will steal yours.


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    golden lane
    Registered Users Posts: 1,364 ✭✭✭golden lane


    Sarky wrote: »
    All the other kids got their homes burgled. I feel left out :(

    the bars are too close together....


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