Why doesn't anyone break into my house?

Sarky

All the other kids got their homes burgled. I feel left out

Sindri

Because you're house has wheels on it....

tSubh Dearg

Not anymore....

aaronjumper

Did you try putting up a banner saying that you're not home?

Sindri

Fort Kickass is an impregnable fortress littered with the bones of many a maiden who has attempted to escape that mad syphilis infested Sarky. They say he eats their soul.....................:eek:




And that is why.

/knot thread he he clever :):rolleyes::o:mad::(:eek::cool::P:confused::pac:

Princess Peach

Your house smells funny.

aaronjumper

Princess Peach wrote: »

Your house smells funny.

Funny haha or just funny?

IM0

funny ha ha of course. Ive been there and the marx brothers bodies are plastered on the walls so you cant help but go ha ha! when you are there.

TL;DR? funny ha ha caus it helps..

Princess Peach

Funny like your face

TeddyTedson

People have been trying to break out of your house for years, why the heck would anyone break in?

Although if you were to leave a custard pie by the window, I'd be tempted.
I like pie. ummm, cake.

aaronjumper

Princess Peach wrote: »

Funny like your face

Funny haha or just funny?

Star Lord

It's funny how, I mean funny like it's a clown, it amuses you? It make you laugh, It's here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How is it funny?

aaronjumper

http://youtu.be/3wdHxyGcLoQ

southcentralts

because even thieves have class
sorry this is not AH
because thieves like a challenge.

Sparklepants!

Sarky you don't have nice things. All you have is Slayer vinyls and mayonnaise. No wonder nobody breaks into your house. You break into THEIR houses, steal their stuff and then people will steal yours.

golden lane

Sarky wrote: »

All the other kids got their homes burgled. I feel left out

the bars are too close together....