Takeaway ruined by inferior ketchup

lazygal

Got a lovely quarter pounder with cheese and chips from the local chipper and used the packet ketchup (Heinz) that came with it. The packet stuff is totally inferior to the bottle stuff. I'd run out of the bottle stuff and foolishly thought the packet stuff would do the job, but it didn't. My chip dipping was ruined. Worst Saturday night in ever.

Born to Die

Cry

FGR

Didn't think there was that much of a difference between smallpack heinz and bottle heinz.

That said I've noticed the difference between squeezy chef ketchup and the glass bottle variety.

Cassidy28

Hahhhhhhhhhh....

Pushtrak

Is there anything else beheinz this thread?

BrianJD

Kandee Sauce. Why oh why?

a fat guy

Once again, Heinz has failed to ketchup with its competitors.

mikemac1

Should have added some Colemans English mustard

feel the burn

It's not a burger without mustard

Thrill

And I thought things were bad in Syria.

Goodness me OP, however will you recover from this traumatic experience?

Pushtrak

a fat guy wrote: »

Once again, Heinz has failed to ketchup with its competitors.

Been there, done that.. Catsup.

Battered Mars Bar

There's alot of sauce threads in AH. Why doesn't it get it's own space like Mustard does?

Killer Wench

Probably an old packet that should have been thrown away some time ago.

a fat guy

Pushtrak wrote: »

Been there, done that.. Catsup.

Are you going to be eating that here? Or to mato?

lazygal

Thrill wrote: »

And I thought things were bad in Syria.

Goodness me OP, however will you recover from this traumatic experience?

I'm having a lie down, I couldn't finish my ice cold coke either.

cloud493

Marks and spencers ketchup is amazing.

Thrill

lazygal wrote: »

I'm having a lie down, I couldn't finish my ice cold coke either.

Best to take it easy for a few days. Something like that can suck the joy out of living.

Stocking up on bottles of ketchup can start the recovery process. You'll be up and about again in no time.

mikemac1

BrianJD wrote: »

Kandee Sauce. Why oh why?

Cheapest of the cheap

If your local café stocks Kandee then the owner is a pure cheapskate and does not deserve your business

a fat guy

Kandee sauce sounds very 'sweet'.

Almost as though it is bad for your teeth...

IrishAm

mikemac1 wrote: »

feel the burn

If you like spicy burgers, get a cheeseburger, add bacon, peppers, lettuce, jalapenos and drizzle on some Franks hot sauce.

If I was ever on death row that would be my last meal. From Five Guys.

Manna from heaven.

**Timbuk2**

In Heinzight you should have bought more bottled ketchup.

Temptamperu

IrishAm wrote: »

If you like spicy burgers, get a cheeseburger, add bacon, peppers, lettuce, jalapenos and drizzle on some Franks hot sauce.

If I was ever on death row that would be my last meal. From Five Guys.

Manna from heaven.

Oh god, I want this now.

lazygal

I'm feeling a bit better now. I had a nice Brunch which nearly made up for the ketchup. I love Brunches.

hairyprincess

IrishAm wrote: »

If you like spicy burgers, get a cheeseburger, add bacon, peppers, lettuce, jalapenos and drizzle on some Franks hot sauce.

If I was ever on death row that would be my last meal. From Five Guys.

Manna from heaven.

I know Ah'ers are obsessed with it, but Franks sauce is blah

I once had someone get me a takeaway and when they gave it to me it was destroyed with vinegar. I actually almost cried

My name is URL

If you want a proper hot-sauce get some of this stuff - http://www.chillibugs.co.uk/Chilli_Sauce_By_Heat_Blair_s_Berserker_Stronger_Than_Death_1.asp

It's delicious as well as burny

PhlegmyMoses

Ketchup is ****ing disgusting.

Fizzlesque

I'm not a ketchup fan (though I can and do use it sometimes), but I completely agree with you from a mayonnaise point of view. Many's the burger and chips ruined for me with nasty pretend mayonnaise. :mad:

irish_stevo815

Heinz ketchup isnt that great anyway. It's way too sweet or something.
It'd have to be Chef or Aldi ketchup for me please

DEFTLEFTHAND

We call it red sauce here, get up the yard with your fancy americana ketchup talk. :pac:

MarkyTheLips

Nasty cheap-ass Blender's condiments... Yuk! Found Heinz mayo in my local Tesco the other day, hadn't seen it for years Made my day!

mbur

Fizzlesque wrote: »

I'm not a ketchup fan (though I can and do use it sometimes), but I completely agree with you from a mayonnaise point of view. Many's the burger and chips ruined for me with nasty pretend mayonnaise. :mad:

Nasty nasty nasty. If you ever get headlice you can rub that cheap mayo into your scalp and they will all die/leave. Makes you wonder what it does when you eat it.

Yamanoto

lazygal wrote: »

Got a lovely quarter pounder with cheese and chips from the local chipper and used the packet ketchup (Heinz) that came with it. The packet stuff is totally inferior to the bottle stuff. I'd run out of the bottle stuff and foolishly thought the packet stuff would do the job, but it didn't. My chip dipping was ruined. Worst Saturday night in ever.

You're eating a burger made from reconstituted Otter anus and you're moaning about the ketchup?

IrishAm

My name is URL wrote: »

If you want a proper hot-sauce get some of this stuff - http://www.chillibugs.co.uk/Chilli_Sauce_By_Heat_Blair_s_Berserker_Stronger_Than_Death_1.asp

It's delicious as well as burny

Thats an assassination attempt in a bottle! 600 times the heat of a regular jalapeno :eek:

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

lazygal wrote: »

I'm feeling a bit better now. I had a nice Brunch which nearly made up for the ketchup. I love Brunches.

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golden lane

do they put quarter pounders in kids meals..........you probably ate the red dinosaor......