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Funny Horse Names

  • 07-05-2012 7:59pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,404 ✭✭✭


    Whats the funniest horse name you've ever seen? I know a few footballers years ago tried to name there horse's but were refused as when the commentator would read them quickly it would sound funny.

    I'm just saying this as a horse ran today in the last at Down Royal: Xilobs God
    You'll laugh when you get it :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,669 ✭✭✭Colonel Sanders


    Think there was a "Mary Hinge" back in the day

    Also wasn't there a French horse called Big Tits?

    And then there was Slapper who famously "scored" on the student raceday!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 559 ✭✭✭DB74


    Bouncy Bouncy who is out of a mare called Wonderbra!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,526 ✭✭✭finbarrk


    There was one called Hoof Hearted.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,669 ✭✭✭Colonel Sanders


    Not a funny name but I always thought Royal Alphabet was a great name. By Kings Theatre out of a mare called A-Z


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,285 ✭✭✭Oscars Well.


    Bondage :D
    Trained by Gordon Elliot


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 194 ✭✭seoirsem


    mr.jingle wrote: »
    Whats the funniest horse name you've ever seen? I know a few footballers years ago tried to name there horse's but were refused as when the commentator would read them quickly it would sound funny.

    I'm just saying this as a horse ran today in the last at Down Royal: Xilobs God
    You'll laugh when you get it :D

    Mmmm I still haven't got it :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,669 ✭✭✭Colonel Sanders


    Look at it backwards....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 373 ✭✭anuprising


    seoirsem wrote: »
    Mmmm I still haven't got it :(

    your BACKWARDS :-)


    fallon rode one called gee spot


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,031 ✭✭✭✭ShaneU


    Horse racing today called Al Co


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,873 ✭✭✭RichieLawlor


    Usain Colt is the most awesome named horse in the history of the world


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,472 ✭✭✭✭thesandeman


    Mutafaakir has ran a few times recently.
    Really funny as well when British commentators try to call horses with names in Irish.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 194 ✭✭seoirsem


    Look at it backwards....

    hehehehe :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,285 ✭✭✭Oscars Well.


    ShaneU wrote: »
    Horse racing today called Al Co
    Won at 9/1 :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,031 ✭✭✭✭ShaneU


    Hahaha brilliant


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,180 ✭✭✭✭dodzy


    Jedward FTW :)

    .....and on a serious note, Azertyuiop. Great name.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    admiralofthefleet:)


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 12,520 Mod ✭✭✭✭byhookorbycrook


    Norfolk and Chance


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 713 ✭✭✭newuser89


    Geestring trained by dessie Hughes


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭d-gal


    Tommy Stack has a horse called pussycat lips


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 151 ✭✭ac20


    Im nearly sure there was a horse in the UK back in the 90s called Jimmy The Skunk


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,408 ✭✭✭ft9


    ac20 wrote: »
    Im nearly sure there was a horse in the UK back in the 90s called Jimmy The Skunk

    Indeed there was
    Very easy to check these things, use the search function on irishracing.com


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,570 ✭✭✭MyStubbleItches


    DB74 wrote: »
    Bouncy Bouncy who is out of a mare called Wonderbra!

    Running at Southwell in a minute under Hayley.

    Bouncy Bouncy under Hayley. Nom nom.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,317 ✭✭✭HigginsJ


    Think it was Charlie Swan who trained a horse a few years back called

    One Kew Tour


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,335 ✭✭✭✭UrbanSea


    Transsexual


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 353 ✭✭DubCul


    many years ago Bunkered (Golf Ball out of Entaglement)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 119 ✭✭Winning Ways Racing


    JAFEICA

    Years ago Clare Balding asked the winning owner how it was named and the response was "Just Another F*cking Expense I Can't Afford"

    I did laugh when Simon Holt roared "and the gay fox coming late from behind....."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 119 ✭✭Winning Ways Racing


    John Mulhern's Approach The Bench - by Law Society ex Arguing


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,210 ✭✭✭argosy2006


    Big Knickers,
    Remember that one last year,
    And been held up is Big Knickers,
    Help up towards rear is Big Knickers,
    https://gg.com/racing/form-profile-1299805#year


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,570 ✭✭✭MyStubbleItches


    argosy2006 wrote: »
    Big Knickers,
    Remember that one last year,
    And been held up is Big Knickers,
    Help up towards rear is Big Knickers,
    https://gg.com/racing/form-profile-1299805#year[/QUOTE]

    Be grateful the horse wasn't dropping off tamely. :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 447 ✭✭evillive


    there is/has been horses named My Face in Oz/USA and South Africa

    you can imagine the shouts as one of these hit the furlong pole in front!!

    'come on My Face, come on My Face, get up - go on - get in, Yessssssssssssss!!!'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,404 ✭✭✭mr.jingle


    One that ran tonight was called Mickytaker :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,485 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    Hoof Hearted and
    Ice Melted.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,669 ✭✭✭Colonel Sanders


    Horse runs for Andrew Oliver in the 6.20 at Tipp

    Called Youtalktoomuch - sired by Thousand Words


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 632 ✭✭✭Markgc


    My Body Is A Cage (IRE)

    Trainer: J Noseda


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