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"Tasted like Chicken" says Zoo Keeper

  • 04-05-2012 08:40PM
    #1
    ChunkyLover_53
    Closed Accounts Posts: 901 ✭✭✭


    A Chinese zoo keeper licked a monkey's bottom for a full hour to save its life upon noticing that it had eaten a poisonous peanut.

    Zhang Bangsheng became worried when he saw that the Francois' leaf monkey was unwell - and its life possibly in danger - following its first public outing at Wuhan Zoo.
    Bangsheng saved the animal's life by washing its behind with warm water, then licking it for an hour in order to get it to pass the peanut.
    I heard Nestle are using this guy to promote KitKat Chunky Peanut Butter

    http://www.digitalspy.ie/odd/news/a379810/zoo-keeper-saves-monkeys-life-by-licking-its-bottom.html
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Comments

  • #2
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Peanut eh?

    A likely story...


  • #3
    ChunkyLover_53
    Closed Accounts Posts: 901 ✭✭✭ChunkyLover_53


    They played Pass the Peanut then I'm sure they played Hide the Sausage


  • #4
    HazDanz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    That's vile. Red arse on the monkey but definitely a red face for the zookeeper. "Tasted like chicken" what is he like saying that!


  • #5
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Hope the new job was worth all that Brown nosing!!!


  • #6
    Cassidy28
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,004 ✭✭✭Cassidy28


    He seems happy enough all the same :D I wonder was there any red sauce added


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  • #7
    thefinalstage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,503 ✭✭✭thefinalstage


    Am I the only one who thinks this story is actually really sweet? He clearly loved the monkey in order to do that...


  • #8
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    poisonedstream wrote: »
    Am I the only one who thinks this story is actually really sweet? He clearly loved the monkey in order to do that...
    He loved it a little bit too much.


  • #9
    Cassidy28
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,004 ✭✭✭Cassidy28


    Rumor has it they are now at it day and night


  • #10
    HazDanz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    Cassidy28 wrote: »
    He seems happy enough all the same :D I wonder was there any red sauce added

    "Licking it for an hour in order to get it to pass the peanut" - Was there no other stimulus he could have used other than licking? Seems like some crazy licking monkey ass fetish he always wanted to try.


  • #11
    Cassidy28
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    He could have fingered it hard


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  • #12
    thefinalstage
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    HazDanz wrote: »
    "Licking it for an hour in order to get it to pass the peanut" - Was there no other stimulus he could have used other than licking? Seems like some crazy licking monkey ass fetish he always wanted to try.

    Most mother animals do this to make/teach their babies how to poo. You can use a damp cloth. Same affect.


  • #13
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,589 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    In fairness he may have just got this slightly confused with something else.


  • #14
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    poisonedstream wrote: »
    Most mother animals do this to make/teach their babies how to poo. You can use a damp cloth. Same affect.

    Ha...bet he wishes he didn't skip that lecture now...


  • #15
    Xivilai
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 721 ✭✭✭Xivilai


    Bangsheng "laughed with satisfaction" when the monkey finally excreted the nut.

    http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4481696/chineese%20bean.png


  • #16
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,665 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Imagine going down for that long :eek:

    Like having a piss horn when drunk :rolleyes:


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