Jedis in Ireland

Bubblefett

http://thedailyedge.thejournal.ie/a-td-wants-to-know-how-many-jedi-knights-are-there-in-ireland-438677-May2012/

A TD is trying to find out how many people listed Jedi as their religion in the census, love it

Myrddin

I suppose FG have to do something while they're in government, I wonder if they need the info incase the taxation of trade routes falls into dispute....

downwithpeace

If enough people reply will the Republic dismantle its Army and rely on the protection of Jedi Knights?

Myrddin

downwithpeace wrote: »

If enough people reply will the Republic dismantle its Army and rely on the protection of Jedi Knights?

Unlikely, there will be a tax introduced on use of The Force, meaning the Jedi will become all but extinct. It'll simply become too expensive to protect 'democracy', & we'll have a political civil war where those with the fattest necks will once more rule the galaxy country.

downwithpeace

EnterNow wrote: »

Unlikely, there will be a tax introduced on use of The Force, meaning the Jedi will become all but extinct. It'll simply become too expensive to protect 'democracy', & we'll have a political civil war where those with the fattest necks will once more rule the galaxy country.

Unless they embrace the Dark Side and don't pay the tax then secretly take over power

skooterblue2

EnterNow wrote: »

I never knew Jabba the Hutt had a sister!!

doubletrouble?

skooterblue2 wrote: »

I never knew Jabba the Hutt had a sister!!

ahhh jasus shes been known as " jabba the harney" for many years

skooterblue2

Right since none of Ye are up to the task I am going to set up the first Temple of Celtic Jedi Knights. My qualifications are a pass in the Leaving Cert and and Hetac Qualification in Bar Management.

I will need a council of Jedi Masters, some sort of official Transport, a load of kaiburr crystals and diatium power cells and por but willing Jedis. No Sith lords may apply Grey Jedis who wish to convert will be taken on a case by case basis.