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Stripper wanted!

  • 04-05-2012 4:53pm
    #1
    Daveysil15
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭


    Hi guys.

    I'm looking to hire a stripper for my friends birthday party next week. It's his 30th. I'm just wondering if anyone here knows any good ones they may have used before. Where can I find one? How much do they cost? Do they go completely nude? I'm just outside Dublin on the Kildare border.

    Thanks.
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Comments

  • #2
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Black and Decker is good.

    Fairly cheap too.


    What a crap 30th birthday pressie.....and you are only renting it, tut tut tut.


  • #3
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    I'll do it for a 6 pack of Tuborg.


  • #4
    forfuxsake
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 829 ✭✭✭forfuxsake


    I'll do it for thirty quid but I've a tiny mickey


  • #5
    forfuxsake
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 829 ✭✭✭forfuxsake


    Kiera wrote: »
    I'll do it for a 6 pack of Tuborg.

    pics or GTFO


  • #6
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    I'll do it. My tits are ****ing huge.


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  • #7
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,323 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    forfuxsake wrote: »
    pics or GTFO


    Here ya go!


  • #8
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    forfuxsake wrote: »
    Kiera wrote: »
    I'll do it for a 6 pack of Tuborg.

    pics or GTFO
    Pics will cost ya 2 cans per pic.


  • #9
    forfuxsake
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 829 ✭✭✭forfuxsake


    Kiera wrote: »
    Pics will cost ya 2 cans per pic.

    fúck that , with that number of posts ye must be too old


  • #10
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,323 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    forfuxsake wrote: »
    fúck that , with that number of posts ye must be too old

    Your logic is sound!

    Looking at your number of posts, and the above post, I don't need to guess at your mental age!


  • #11
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    and you're here to get one of us to do it...? surely you have to be, because otherwise you could've just googled this. and it's not possible someone could be that stupid


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  • #12
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    stupidusername wrote: »
    and you're here to get one of us to do it...? surely you have to be, because otherwise you could've just googled this. and it's not possible someone could be that stupid
    I think ffs trumps him in this thread ;)


  • #13
    Daveysil15
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    No I'm not looking for someone from boards to do it. Some here just kindly offered. I want to know if anyone has used them before.


  • #14
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    stupidusername wrote: »
    and you're here to get one of us to do it...? surely you have to be, because otherwise you could've just googled this. and it's not possible someone could be that stupid


    Meow!

    I dont recall him asking us to strip, stop insinuating.


    People who insinuate open themselves up for stupid comments, stupidusername


  • #15
    cynder
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,128 ✭✭✭cynder


    Ronseal stripper does what it says on the tin.


    Comes highly recommended for striping decks


  • #16
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,323 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Prepare for an article about how easy it is to find a stripper in Ireland this Sunday in one of the rag papers...........


  • #17
    forfuxsake
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 829 ✭✭✭forfuxsake


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Your logic is sound!

    Looking at your number of posts, and the above post, I don't need to guess at your mental age!

    wtf is a mental age?


  • #18
    longhalloween
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,207 ✭✭✭longhalloween


    Kiera wrote: »
    Pics will cost ya 2 cans per pic.

    Sher why pay that when you're givin it away for free

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=58290496&postcount=515


  • #19
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,323 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    forfuxsake wrote: »
    wtf is a mental age?

    Exactly!


  • #20
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    benwavner wrote: »
    Meow!

    I dont recall him asking us to strip, stop insinuating.


    People who insinuate open themselves up for stupid comments, stupidusername

    It seems you were right.


  • #21
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    stupidusername wrote: »
    It seems you were right.


    Touche, Im glad you copped it


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  • #22
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    longhalloween wrote: »
    Kiera wrote: »
    Pics will cost ya 2 cans per pic.

    Sher why pay that when you're givin it away for free

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=58290496&postcount=515
    Ah fcuk, there goes my 6 pack :(


  • #23
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Dublin Forum.


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