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Swear word following an aborted sneeze?

  • 04-05-2012 1:14pm
    #1
    Banjaxed82
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,954 ✭✭✭


    I had a brutal cold last week. One of those that brings with it a horrible itchy inner nose and a torrent of sneezes.

    Anyway, I had a few sneezes (a lot actually) that came close but aborted short of full blown ecstasy. Started to notice every aborted sneeze was instinctively followed with "....ya bastad!"....That's not a typo, there was no "r" in it. Every sneeze after that was the same. It was like a I had no control over the swear.

    Anyone else get this?


Comments

  • #2
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    cunt..sorry, I just sneezed :o


  • #3
    Immaculate Pasta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    You have tourettes :)


  • #4
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    How dare you abort that sneeze, it has rights too!


  • #5
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    smash wrote: »
    How dare you abort that sneeze, it has rights too!

    yeah a right to remain silent :(


  • #6
    FoxT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,204 ✭✭✭FoxT


    surely every bolus of snot has the right to travel?


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  • #7
    Nasty_Girl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,327 ✭✭✭Nasty_Girl


    I do this too.

    i also have to gently cough about four times before I sneeze,

    Goes like this

    *eh* *eh* *eh* *eh* "AhCHOO-PISS SON OF A BITCH OW!!!!"

    Sometimes the coughing is replaced by swearing.

    I am an utter delight to be around


  • #8
    CardBordWindow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,198 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    I find keeping my eyes open during the sneeze prevents any cursing.


  • #9
    Chamone MF
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 121 ✭✭Chamone MF


    Symptom of age.
    Soon you'll notice when you cough up phlegm that you'll spit it on the street and grumble incoherently.....chhurrr bleedin mmmr government....bertie hocccck

    when you pick small stuff up you'll make a kind of grunting noise.

    shortly after this you will start wearing tweed and have a cap.


  • #10
    Mickey H
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    Chamone MF wrote: »
    Symptom of age.
    Soon you'll notice when you cough up phlegm that you'll spit it on the street and grumble incoherently.....chhurrr bleedin mmmr government....bertie hocccck

    when you pick small stuff up you'll make a kind of grunting noise.

    shortly after this you will start wearing tweed and have a cap.

    Not to mention making that "Raaaaa" sound when getting up off the couch or lifting something heavy.


  • #11
    don ramo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭don ramo


    i always say "fu3k me" after i sneeze, dunno why just started doing it a few years back


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  • #12
    Stiffler2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    I've often wondered if I could fit a dildo into a fleshlight ?


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