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novelty T-shirt Ideas?

  • 02-05-2012 10:05pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,220 ✭✭✭


    Need to get some t-shirts made for holiday to Ibiza next week. Myself and a mate - where else to get inspired ideas than the wittiest place on the planet............AFTER HOURS!


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  • Site Banned Posts: 612 ✭✭✭Lionel Messy


    "We hate Brits"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 654 ✭✭✭girl2


    I think there was a T-shirt logo thread a week or two ago. You might find some interesting stuff in it?

    Unless you want some Ibiza-specific stuff?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    "no fat chicks"
    cliched but still makes me lol and think of homer coming in with the skunk to Marges friends :pac:

    "i like my pussy like i like my steak, bloody"
    a wierd one but should get you laid, albeit maybe in some wierd circumstances ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 671 ✭✭✭NIALL D


    some right good ones on ebay , have a gander on there it might work out cheaper than gettin them printed yourself ..!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    Famous t-shirt = :)


    Yours = :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    "I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,072 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    "My other shirt is my **** cloth"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,220 ✭✭✭boredatwork82


    candy-gal1 wrote: »
    "no fat chicks"
    cliched but still makes me lol and think of homer coming in with the skunk to Marges friends :pac:

    "i like my pussy like i like my steak, bloody"
    a wierd one but should get you laid, albeit maybe in some wierd circumstances ;)


    Good, may do that for my mate!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,220 ✭✭✭boredatwork82


    NIALL D wrote: »
    some right good ones on ebay , have a gander on there it might work out cheaper than gettin them printed yourself ..!

    I like a personal touch!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    How about "we lack original thought and had to ask a message board to make us funny"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭connundrum


    'I couldn't afford a GAA jersey so I had this rag printed up instead'

    'ps. I'm from <insert home county name>'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,220 ✭✭✭boredatwork82


    Harsh... Have ideas, but just want to push the boat out!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    How about one with just a picture of a carpenters plane on it.


    (plane t-shirt).


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    'Hermaphrodite Association Ireland Ibiza trip 2012'


  • Site Banned Posts: 612 ✭✭✭Lionel Messy


    "If it wasn't for the Vengaboys, we wouldn't be here"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭hardCopy


    My other shirt is funny


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,778 ✭✭✭sebastianlieken


    I like a personal touch!

    I like a personal touch
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    If you know what I mean ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    I like a personal touch
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    If you know what I mean ;)


    I like thgat, have 'I like a personal touch' on the front and 'If you know what i mean' on theback.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,468 ✭✭✭Lex_Diamonds


    "I'm so happy I could sh1t."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Wear them as trousers

    That would be novel


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  • Site Banned Posts: 612 ✭✭✭Lionel Messy


    "Boozed Up Sh!ts Abroad"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    Ipood.

    Im not as stupid as you look.

    Rock and roll and on the dole.

    Boobies make me smile.

    Be a flirt, lift you shirt.

    My cats name is mittens.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 737 ✭✭✭Jezek


    I have an idea - don't wear novelty t-shirts.

    It's 2012 - and I'm guessing you want to get laid.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    "I carry cash"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,220 ✭✭✭boredatwork82


    Jezek wrote: »
    I have an idea - don't wear novelty t-shirts.

    It's 2012 - and I'm guessing you want to get laid.
    thats no fun, been wearing novelty t-shirts for years, and also don't think the novelty t-shirts will affect my chances. I am more than capable of ruining my chances myself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Ledger


    "Down with that sort of thing" with an arrow pointing towards your pants

    "Careful Now" on the back with a winky face


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,072 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    don't think tha novelty t-shirts will affect my chances. I am more than capable of ruining my chances myself.

    I guarantee you'll get laid if you print that on a t-shirt.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    "Come on, you're in a place where it's acceptable for large groups of men to wear novelty t-shirts. You're not going to do any better."

    Guaranteed to get you laid.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,348 ✭✭✭✭ricero


    up the fecking ra


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,911 ✭✭✭aN.Droid


    I guarantee you'll get laid if you print that on a t-shirt.

    Yep there is your slogan right there!

    Or http://www.wacky-tees.com/inbetweeners-t-shirt-cerise-pink-1586-p.asp :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,013 ✭✭✭kincsem


    All you need.


    Girl Collapsed on Dart this morning
    Application to mod status
    Most Awesome T-Shirt
    Cries of retail
    I just killed my dog
    Face Kicker
    Crazy shower lady
    The Madman
    A Question for Pighead
    I Think My Grinds Teacher Fancies Me



    Then read these famous After hours threads and you will have plenty to talk about.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Scanlas The 2nd


    You can get T shirts that a you can program messages onto when wearing it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,065 ✭✭✭crazygeryy


    "i suck dick or take it in the ass YOU CHOOSE"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 813 ✭✭✭working fool


    Alzimers altzimmers all zingers Alzheimer's
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    where else to get inspired ideas than the wittiest place on the planet............AFTER HOURS!

    http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/917/tumblrlvdz9iovhs1qayhrz.png

    :cool:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    It's Mam not Mom!

    Shít we forgot to bring Dennys.

    I like wearing this tshirt it's my favourite.

    I've been advised to say "FÚCK ALL"

    To Do is To Be (Plato)
    To Be is To Do (Socrates)
    Do Be Do Be Do (Sinatra)

    Brought the last one to Crete on a lads post LC holiday 9 years ago - good times.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 107 ✭✭tomirs


    >>> front <<<
    Meath men do it better :)

    >>> back >>>
    whos mentioned footie ? :D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    go to T shirt hell - google it - you won't be disappointed.

    My fav t-shirt on that site says :


    On the front of the t-shirt it says : There's an asshole staring at me
    On the back of the t-shirt it says : They're still staring at me


    lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    "mimes are people too"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,015 ✭✭✭link_2007


    "Only cunts wear slogan t-shirts"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,778 ✭✭✭sebastianlieken


    "I'm good at the sex!!"

    <insert picture of Barney Stintson>
    True Story!


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