Parties

44leto

Am I alone in thinking these are the greatest pain in the bollox and a total inconvenience.

I don't want to go to them anymore but yet I feel I am obliged to, I think most of the guests feel the same, but everyone smiles and thanks the hosts for the invite, then say I have to go see yah.

Or am I just sad.

leggo

You should go to one of my sexy parties.

Shane-KornSpace

I wanna stay at home, in the nip, with me Xbox.

Kiera

What kind of parties dont you like? Ann Summers? House? 21st?

Once they just involve drinking they are fine by me, any excuse to go on the p*ss. If you have to go for dinner and stuff though its not so much fun.

grizzly

They can be great fun or complete craic vacuums – depends where you go.

drunkmonkey

Shane-KornSpace wrote: »

I wanna stay at home, in the nip, with me Xbox.

Kasumi? Fap!

cocoshovel

The only parties I really know of are kids birthday parties.

luckyfrank

Shane-KornSpace wrote: »

I wanna stay at home, in the nip, with me Xbox.

HEAVEN

jester77

44leto wrote: »

Am I alone in thinking these are the greatest pain in the bollox and a total inconvenience.

I don't want to go to them anymore but yet I feel I am obliged to, I think most of the guests feel the same, but everyone smiles and thanks the hosts for the invite, then say I have to go see yah.

Or am I just sad.

Sounds like someone always ends up picking the wrong car key out of the basket!

Guill

There's a party in my pants and everyone is invited.

xzanti

You're doing it wrong OP

Biggins

44leto wrote: »

Am I alone in thinking these are the greatest pain in the bollox and a total inconvenience.

I don't want to go to them anymore but yet I feel I am obliged to, I think most of the guests feel the same, but everyone smiles and thanks the hosts for the invite, then say I have to go see yah.

Or am I just sad.

Short version ...your getting old.

(Yea, I know what you mean really, sometimes)

MonkeyTennis

Just get so drunk before you go you wont remember a single thing that happened. -Problem solved

Captain Darling

I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.

Nothingbetter2d

as a rule

"Parties" typically suck cos they have been planned and they never end going to plan

"Sessions" typically are inpromtu spur of the moment gatherings and tend to be way more fun

Temptamperu

as long as there are loads of drugs im happy.
I went to a party once and their was a poetry reading, so i promptly vomited in a shoe.

44leto

Kiera wrote: »

What kind of parties dont you like? Ann Summers? House? 21st?

All of them, weddings christenings, birthdays, barbecues etc etc etc etc etc. I just got an invite to one, now I have to arrange a shift swap, buy a pressie, work out my party escape plan, hope some individuals are not there.

I suppose at my age i have been at them all and they are all the same. I was never at an Ann Summers one, but I imagine her gear would be uncomfortable on me.

Biggins

Temptamperu wrote: »

as long as there are loads of drugs im happy.
I went to a party once and their was a poetry reading...

Seriously? :pac:

I'd be out of there like a shot!
Each to their own - but I'd be out of there faster than Bill Clinton discovering his intern had the clap!

44leto

Biggins wrote: »

Short version ...your getting old.

(Yea, I know what you mean really, sometimes)

Yep I think that is part of it and when I go out I want the night on my terms and not anyone elses.

Biggins

44leto wrote: »

Yep I think that is part of it and when I go out I want the night on my terms and not anyone elses.

Aaa... grasshopper, you are learning the ways of a sensible life my son.

SunnyDub1

Session - spur the moment always great crack

21st parties - way over rated and getting extremely boring, same shi*t different persons 21st yawwwwn

Fart

Agreed, I'd take a session any day of the week.

Closer nit of friends and you can have a laugh. Pissed up jam sessions every Friday night for me.

Kiera

How old are you, OP?

Born to Die

Kiera wrote: »

How old are you, OP?

Cougar Alert!!!

shopaholic01

Hate parties centred on kids. Parties with adults and alcohol are good, but an impromptu session wins hands down. The unplanned ones are usually the ones that keep going until 4 or 5 in the morning and you don't have the hassle of 'getting ready'.

44leto

Kiera wrote: »

How old are you, OP?

44 physically but mentally trapped somewhere in my adolescence.

Kiera

44leto wrote: »

Kiera wrote: »

How old are you, OP?

44 physically but mentally trapped somewhere in my adolescence.

Ah so you're suffering from old age it seems

RichieC

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Hate parties centred on kids. Parties with adults and alcohol are good, but an impromptu session wins hands down. The unplanned ones are usually the ones that keep going until 4 or 5 in the morning and you don't have the hassle of 'getting ready'.

The last kids party I went to (my mates childs 1st birthday) ended up going till 5 the next morning and we consumed about 18 boxes of bottles.

AnonoBoy

If someone produces an acoustic guitar and forces you to be quiet then the law states that you are legally allowed vomit in the bin and steal all the booze before leaving the party with the words, "F*ck this noise. I'm going home to watch old Cheers reruns."

shopaholic01

RichieC wrote: »

The last kids party I went to (my mates childs 1st birthday) ended up going till 5 the next morning and we consumed about 18 boxes of bottles.

Ok, but there was at least one child present. Like I said, I hate parties with kids!

Melted

AnonoBoy wrote: »

If someone produces an acoustic guitar and forces you to be quiet then the law states that you are legally allowed vomit in the bin and steal all the booze before leaving the party with the words, "F*ck this noise. I'm going home to watch old Cheers reruns."

this or people who sing at house parties/get togethers forcing everone to be quiet, if this happens i start thinking of excuses to leave...

AnonoBoy

Melted wrote: »

this or people who sing at house parties/get togethers forcing everone to be quiet, if this happens i start thinking of excuses to leave...

As the old song goes:

"If at a party the host sings a song,
That's truly awful and the pitch is all wrong,
Steal their booze, puke in their shoes,
Steal their booze, puke in their shoes,
Steal their booze, puke in their shoes,
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!"

Mickey Dazzler

You haven't been to a party until you have been to a party where beautiful people snort lines of pure coke from the inner thighs of Cuban virgins and where midgets dressed like Umpa Lumpas sodomise each other as you spit on them for your entertainment while singing the French national anthem.

AnonoBoy

Mickey Dazzler wrote: »

You haven't been to a party until you have been to a party where beautiful people snort lines of pure coke from the inner thighs of Cuban virgins and where midgets dressed like Umpa Lumpas sodomise each other as you spit on them for your entertainment while singing the French national anthem.

Freddie Mercury's dead though - those parties just don't happen any more.

44leto

Mickey Dazzler wrote: »

You haven't been to a party until you have been to a party where beautiful people snort lines of pure coke from the inner thighs of Cuban virgins and where midgets dressed like Umpa Lumpas sodomise each other as you spit on them for your entertainment while singing the French national anthem.

Which is part of the problem, none of my circle have parties like that.

shopaholic01

44leto wrote: »

Which is part of the problem, none of my circle have parties like that.

Really? I thought everybody did that now.;)

Agricola

You could be a bit of a misanthrope OP, in which case you'd be amongst friends here!

44leto

Agricola wrote: »

You could be a bit of a misanthrope OP, in which case you'd be amongst friends here!

Had to fire up the google engines
MISANTHROPE

: a person who hates or distrusts humankind.

Well yeah, humanity a bunch of cnuts
But what the hell has that got to do with hating parties.

Eathrin

44leto wrote: »

Had to fire up the google engines
MISANTHROPE

: a person who hates or distrusts humankind.

Well yeah, humanity a bunch of cnuts
But what the hell has that got to do with hating parties.

If I recall correctly the parties I have been to there were generally other guests present, humans that is.
Just have a party with your Xbox and you'll be far more happy.

44leto

Eathrin wrote: »

If I recall correctly the parties I have been to there were generally other guests present, humans that is.
Just have a party with your Xbox and you'll be far more happy.

But I tolerate them because I have to, but I would rather the xbox option.

Biggins

44leto wrote: »

But I tolerate them because I have to, but I would rather the xbox option.

Games console, a beer and munchies ...and I'm quite content.

Micky Dolenz

I like to party, every body does.

Ghandee

You will always find me in the kitchen at parties O.P.

44leto

Ghandee wrote: »

You will always find me in the kitchen at parties O.P.

Singing; Its my party and I'll cry if i want to.

AnonoBoy

44leto wrote: »

Singing; Its my party and I'll cry if i want to.

And hitting on the host's young sister who's just come back from university.