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Heating oil has run out

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  • 29-04-2012 12:36am
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    hairyprincess
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    tips on keeping warm if you will :pac:


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    #2
    Ficheall
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    *PM sent*


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    #3
    IM0
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    use olive oil its a great lubricant


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    ArtSmart
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    firstly, the word hairy and princess in such close proximity, well it hurtsssss.


    second, a fire, a lover, an electric heater/ blanket, a lover.


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    Cantona's Collars
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    Masturbate furiously.


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    ScummyMan
    Registered Users Posts: 7,671 ✭✭✭ScummyMan


    Get some more oil


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    Shryke
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    Wear more clothes dumbass.


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    starbelgrade
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    It's not even cold.


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    Dunny
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    Skimpy night dress, go next door.


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    Fenian Army
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    Ah I hope you didnt airlock your boiler!


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    IM0
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    shout at it. it'll work then


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    #12
    Pherekydes
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    Run up and down the stairs 300 times.


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    #13
    hairyprincess
    Registered Users Posts: 2,293 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    ArtSmart wrote: »
    firstly, the word hairy and princess in such close proximity, well it hurtsssss.


    second, a fire, a lover, an electric heater/ blanket, a lover.

    Got the fire...........
    Shryke wrote: »
    Wear more clothes dumbass.

    Ouch :o
    starbelgrade wrote: »
    It's not even cold.

    Ah hellooooo, it's 3 little degrees :eek:
    Radio Moscow is about to air


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    woodoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,219 ✭✭✭woodoo


    Climb into the bed and don't get out till summer comes


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    #15
    IM0
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    all that extra hair you have is earning its keep now ;)


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    #16
    hairyprincess
    Registered Users Posts: 2,293 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    Fenian Army wrote: »
    Ah I hope you didnt airlock your boiler!

    Ah I have a man for that!


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    hairyprincess
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    IM0 wrote: »
    all that extra hair you have is earning its keep now ;)

    And I'm saving money on razor blades, tis win-win


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    Pherekydes
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    Shiver more!


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    Thrill
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    Hot shower.


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    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    Fenian Army wrote: »
    Ah I hope you didnt airlock your boiler!
    hairyprincess wrote: »
    Ah I have a man for that!

    he's doing it instead :eek:


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    KKkitty
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    Hot water bottle. Is it your only form of heating?


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    #22
    IM0
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    plug in the hair dryer and get to work then when warm [and broke] get into bed


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    o1s1n
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    Master of the Universe


    Deep heat.


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    starbelgrade
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    Light a small fire at the end of the bed.


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    #25
    hairyprincess
    Registered Users Posts: 2,293 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    KKkitty wrote: »
    Hot water bottle. Is it your only form of heating?

    No I have a fire in the parlour, but the rest of the house is cold


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    patwicklow
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    Tilt the tank a little bit do till u get a refill its what i do lol


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    #27
    IM0
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    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Light a small fire at the end of the bed.

    rubbish :mad: chop up the bed and make a fire with it. sleep is for losers anyway


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    starbelgrade
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    Top up the oil tank with water and vinegar. The vinegar will kickstart the combustion process.


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    #29
    IM0
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    hairyprincess wrote: »
    No I have a fire in the parlour, but the rest of the house is cold

    you are staying in a hotel. Id complain if I was you. what kind of a shambles is the place :mad:


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    Pottler
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    do what yer man above said(I think he was posting in swahili though), tilt the tank - stick a brick or somthing under the end opposite from where the pipe comes out and you will get 4/5 hours run time. Press the button in on the red box on the burner to get it to re-start, you might have to press it a few times waiting about 20 secs between presses till it fires. That or masturbate furiously, as said before. I'd go with the tilting though- the other could lead to walking difficulties in the morning.


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    #31
    [Deleted User]
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    Close all the doors, keep all the curtains shut. Layer up. Hot water bottle. Blanket. Make sure you're well fed.

    Cuppa tea.


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