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How to kill a man Chinese style

  • 27-04-2012 1:28pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,550 ✭✭✭


    A shopkeeper in China succumbed to severe injuries when a woman, who he was arguing with, clutched and squeezed his testicles until he blacked out.
    Reports from the southern city of Haikou, in the small province of Hainan, claimed the 42-year-old shopkeeper was in locked in in verbal duel with a 41-year-old woman when she grabbed his genitals and refused to let go. Eyewitnesses said the woman had refused to remove her parked scooter from the front of man's shop.
    The man was later rushed to a hospital where doctors pronounced him dead.

    http://www.asianage.com/international/china-man-dies-after-woman-squeezes-testicles-163

    I bet she wished she had moved her scooter by the time the Chinese justice system has finished her off.
    Poor man, she must have had vice grips for hands.


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I never realized a person could actually die from having their nuts grabbed. Yikes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    How to kill a man Chinese style

    I was expecting more of a karate style chop to the balls


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    *goes out and buys cup*


  • Site Banned Posts: 2,037 ✭✭✭paddyandy


    Everything is Funny here .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    If someone ever grabs my balls in a non-playful way I think a headbutt is in order.


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    That is 1 unhappy ending.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    I never realized a person could actually die from having their nuts grabbed. Yikes.

    I did, it seems like one of the easiest ways to kill a guy actually. You can lay a guy on the floor with a swift kick. A prolonged attack would definitely kill you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,225 ✭✭✭Keith186


    I'm not ordering any chicken balls for ages. Better safe than sorry.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    Ah The Chinese, A great bunch of lads



    :cool:


  • Site Banned Posts: 2,037 ✭✭✭paddyandy


    Easy to laugh when you don't have them .


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭wilkie2006


    Seachmall wrote: »
    If someone ever grabs my balls in a non-playful way I think a headbutt is in order.


    Exactly. Why the fcuk did he just stand there, letting her squeeze? Hmm, there's something fishy here...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 933 ✭✭✭hal9000


    BALLS!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    Seachmall wrote: »
    If someone ever grabs my balls in a non-playful way I think a headbutt is in order.

    Unless they grab them from behind.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    Unless they grab them from behind.

    Over the shoulder/around the torso or between the legs?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    FatherLen wrote: »
    *goes out and buys cup*

    *goes out and buys large coffee mug*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    What was she going to do with a parking spot ? It's not like she would be able to actually 'park' in it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    A friend of mine died years ago after a kick in the balls.

    The power of the kick propelled him out in front of a passing bus.


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