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I have a rock, it needs a name though

  • 26-04-2012 11:16pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭


    any ideas?


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,177 ✭✭✭MickySticks


    Finbar


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    dwane


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    Digger T.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    Rocky.

    I was thinking gerald myself, but thats better :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    I had a rock, sir pouncealot. He fell out a window and killed a pedestrian.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,745 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    Jabroni


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,239 ✭✭✭KittyeeTrix


    Did you misspell cock??
    People have been known to name their body bits but rocks..... Hmmmm, I dunno:confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    you big softy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Carlos.

    The Latino vibe will get you all kinds of chicks when you take him for walks.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    Sarky wrote: »
    Carlos.

    The Latino vibe will get you all kinds of chicks when you take him for walks.

    thats it folks thanks for playing. we have the winner

    *points at carlos" "you hear that, you will answer to carlos from now on. now get your jacket its cold out tonight...were going for yore daily walk, have to train you to stop pissing in the appartment :mad:"


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Also when he just sits there all day doing nothing you can be all like LOL MEXICANS


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    he'd make an AMAZING sniper though. just sitting there doing nothing and waiting for the right shot. I must suggest that one to Carlos, think he'd go for it? I think he missed his calling tbh :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Mr. Morphy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    Clyde
    because that one hard syllable

    and is close to cleave and cliff and other concrete characteristics of clyde


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Señor Bashy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    Hang on a minute. Is it a boy rock, or a girl rock?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    longshanks wrote: »
    Hang on a minute. Is it a boy rock, or a girl rock?

    both


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    How about Chuck? That way you could work a James Bond style pun into any situation that requires you to throw she/he at someone/something. Yesh Msh Moneypenny.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    How about Chuck? That way you could work a James Bond style pun into any situation that requires you to throw she/he at someone/something. Yesh Msh Moneypenny.

    Don't be silly. This is Chuck Rock!
    chuckr_001.gif


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭confuseddotcom


    The Rock of Saint Tibulus. :)

    Kcor

    Crock

    Throck pronounced as TheRock.


    ricochetroc.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    We need a name that's witty at first, but that seems less funny each time you hear it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    Don't be silly. This is Chuck Rock!
    chuckr_001.gif

    Exactly just think of the possibilities!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    'Gem' I am assuming its a material 'rock' that has been developed over time from when earth has evolved? :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    I had a pet rock once and I used to win all the hops scotch matches with him but then some bastard threw another rock at him and broked him. :( So I started crying.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,657 ✭✭✭komodosp


    I have a rock
    Ahh good, so you have something to wind a piece of string around


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Make sure you care for it well now ok xxxx

    http://www.wikihow.com/Care-for-Your-Pet-Rock


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    Make sure you care for it well now ok xxxx

    http://www.wikihow.com/Care-for-Your-Pet-Rock

    :)thanks!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,056 ✭✭✭tan11ie


    Fraggle :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    tan11ie wrote: »
    Fraggle :D

    I salute you sir!

    http://youtu.be/mSCYmV3_r6k


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 833 ✭✭✭southcentralts


    If you intend to keep this rock as a pet you really need to dress it up as no rock is complete unless it is kept in a sock and no rock in a sock is complete unless you have a lock for the sock which holds the rock so if the rock in the sock needs to walk then the rock needs to undo the lock on the sock to walk to the dock where the crock will block spock from the unlock of the rock in the sock with the lock on the dock in the loch where they flock to see the wok of knock as it is hocked by a jock with the talk of the wok not the rock will mock the hawk for the gawk of the clock on the rock by the dock in the sock with the lock.....

    I will literally eat a rock in a sock by the dock breaking a lock during a walk while a hawk and a jock kill spock if sarky does not hock a mock clock, while a crock on a block, mocks Barack with talk and some chalk.

    ( or you could just ban me before it gets messy)
    P.S. 5 down 200 to go


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