Nazis at the Center of the Earth (2012)

Tallon

Oh hell yeah, it's finally here

So, my weekend started earlier, so I'm heading to the shop now for some beers, then to watch this bad boy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLRTcNAlSOM

http://www.dreadcentral.com/reviews/nazis-center-earth-2012

Waiting for this for a while, if it's half as bad as they say, I will love it!

Much of the movie early on is quite mean-spirited and fairly brutal; at the same time it really is hard to take any of it seriously because the premise is so out there to begin with and some of the plot twists are nothing short of hysterical. You got hollow earth, Nazi zombies, mad scientist experiments, people getting skinned alive, Nazi zombie gang bangs, flesh-eating bacteria, disintegration ray gun shootouts, a gigantic freedom-crushing Nazi UFO, and that special something I dare not spoil other than to say I began choking on a potato chip I was munching on from laughing so hard.

this had been one of the darkest and most gruesome movies The Asylum had ever produced. As far-fetched as the premise of Antarctic researchers being abducted by decaying Nazi soldiers living in a pristine valley deep within the earth, much of what occurs during the first 55 minutes teeters closely to the territory often described as torture porn.

degrassinoel

Sweet Zombie Jesus that looks hilariously bad!

Must watch, la horde has ruined me

Wilberto

Sounds like it could be pretty hilarious alright!!!! Definately one for that weird Sy-Fy channel in a few years time, they have all the strange films!!!!

Tallon

Jake Busey is in it, and he's hilarious

The effects are so bad it's ridiculous!

Colm!

I caught Mega Python Vs. Gatoroid on SyFy a while back. Definitely worth the watch. It's right up there with The Room on my list.

Haven't seen Nazis at the Center of the Earth (or Iron Sky for that matter) but both are high on my list right now.

golden lane

there are still 2 million nazi's in russian pow camps...............buried..

Tallon

Colm! wrote: »

I caught Mega Python Vs. Gatoroid on SyFy a while back.

I have that, and Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus on DVD

Also, Sharktopus and 3 headed shark attack :P

degrassinoel

So... it was you! It was you who's been funding Syfy and making them think those films are worth showing 15 times a week instead of battlestar galactica and star trek!

Damn you!

That looks amazing.

Tallon

Well I enjoyed it anyway. The best part was the surprise, that I'm not going to ruin

ChaseThisLight

The words "torture porn" have me on the fence on whether I should even dare to watch this. Maybe if I skip the first 55 minutes?

Profiler

Oh Wow... that is a MUST SEE...

We really must support the struggling Zombie arts during this time of austerity. As such I wish to buy this on DVD in both normal and BLU RAY... Oh and if they have it in VHS? I'd buy it if on that format too.

Tzar Chasm

now I feel all bad for trying to find it for free online, but I have to say Torture Porn has peaked my attention, I MUST fiond this film

Old Tom

degrassinoel wrote: »

Sweet Zombie Jesus that looks hilariously bad!

Must watch, la horde has ruined me

La Horde?
I loved the ending, totally unexpected.

THIS has ruined me.

In fact, whatever has zombies and Nazis in it can't be any good - just my subjective opinion.

Ellis Dee

Nazis at the center (sic) of the Earth are HOT!

Between 5,000 and 6,000 degrees C to be exact.:):)

ChaseThisLight

Tzar Chasm wrote: »

now I feel all bad for trying to find it for free online, but I have to say Torture Porn has peaked my attention, I MUST fiond this film

*makes note to self: make sure you're not stuck with Tzar Chasm when the ZA hits*

Tzar Chasm

Bugger, rumbled.
Nazis and torture are some of my favourite things :eek:

[Sings]
Hiding from zombies, and not getting bitten.

Nazis and torture and stomping on kittens

These are a few of my favourite things
[/singing]

degrassinoel

Well.. ye learn something new every day around here

So.. Jake Busey, is he Gary Busey's son? He does kind of have similar teeth
Also, wasnt he in starship troopers, that awesomeest of awesome Verhoeven cult classics? Man he must have run onto some hard times if he's showing up in syfy movies

Old Tom

degrassinoel wrote: »

Well.. ye learn something new every day

A bottle of rum, coke and THIS is for me tonight.

El Inho

i just KNEW...asylum would be behind this

ChaseThisLight

eldwaro wrote: »

i just KNEW...asylum would be behind this

Damnit...Aslyum is Syfy. I didn't make the connection until the movie I'm watching just now started (2012 Zombie Apocalypse)...all the previews were for Asylum movies (and crap to boot)...and then the opening credits start and it says it's a Syfy picture. Now I'm not sure even Ving Rhames can make this bearable.

degrassinoel wrote: »

Well.. ye learn something new every day around here

So.. Jake Busey, is he Gary Busey's son? He does kind of have similar teeth
Also, wasnt he in starship troopers, that awesomeest of awesome Verhoeven cult classics? Man he must have run onto some hard times if he's showing up in syfy movies

Oh, and yes, that is his son and he was in Starship Troopers...and every actor on hard times is in SyFy movies (singers, too)...hadn't realized Ving Rhames was one of those.

FlyingIrishMan

I can't believe I actually watch that..
Seriously, I would love to hear what the people who made the film genuinely thought of it.

The story line was interesting, but its too bad to see it wasted on a studio that isn't going to do anything good with it.

Tzar Chasm

This is on syfy+1 now

Tzar Chasm

Well!!!
That had the makings of a good story, I have to say that busy was so bad he was good, I liked some of the twists, such as the initial revelations and yerwan turning so quickly, however I think it all went a bit downhill about the time it turned into wolfenstein.

Overall tis worth a gawp if you have a bag of weed and a crate of beer, its funny but there's not near as much torture as I expected