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the missus

  • 22-04-2012 5:29pm
    #1
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭


    do you mean your wife, or are you using it as a way of saying girlfriend/partner?

    If you say this I take it to mean you are married :p

    what way do you mean it? 37 votes

    wife
    0% 0 votes
    long term girlfriend or partner
    59% 22 votes
    current girlfriend or partner
    40% 15 votes


Comments

  • #2
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Never have said the missus, very old fashioned :-)


  • #3
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    IM0 wrote: »
    do you mean your wife, or are you using it as a way of saying girlfriend/partner?

    If you say this I take it to mean you are married :p
    I use it when talking about the Missus.


  • #4
    Big Nasty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    I've heard teenagers use it about their GF's. I rarely use it even though I am married as it sounds way too grown up. I usually say 'herself' or 'my woman'.


  • #5
    senorwipesalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    Her indoors or ball and chain.


  • #6
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    The mot


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  • #7
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    The catering and security manager.


  • #8
    harney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,215 ✭✭✭harney


    Me burd


  • #9
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,231 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    My intended.


  • #10
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    The 'Missus' is me fleshlight. I have 2, a 'fanny' one for me willy and an 'arse' one for me finger

    :pac:


  • #11
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭policarp


    DW


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  • #12
    Owen_S
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,211 ✭✭✭Owen_S


    The lack of Atari options is truly frightening.


  • #13
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    kfallon wrote: »
    The 'Missus' is me fleshlight. I have 2, a 'fanny' one for me willy and an 'arse' one for me finger

    :pac:

    Does the arse one have artificial stink and colouring?


  • #14
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,231 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    The auld bat.


  • #15
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Miss America.
















    think about it


  • #16
    The_B_Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,893 ✭✭✭The_B_Man


    "Yer wan".


  • #17
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,231 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    "Oi you!"


  • #18
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Does the arse one have artificial stink and colouring?

    When I pull my finger out it emits a stinky gas :P


  • #19
    paky
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,138 ✭✭✭paky


    where's the who cares button?


  • #20
    fuerte1976
    Closed Accounts Posts: 692 ✭✭✭fuerte1976


    My quare wan :D


  • #21
    Stained Class
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,808 ✭✭✭Stained Class


    The War office.


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  • #22
    Big Nasty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    Where To wrote: »
    Miss America.
















    think about it

    Has been w@nked over by little boys?


  • #23
    BackScrub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 353 ✭✭BackScrub


    Poll the missus. I see what you did there.


  • #24
    boobar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭boobar


    I call the wife "my missus"

    She calls me "her housebound"


  • #25
    Boscoirl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,253 ✭✭✭Boscoirl


    "Whats her face"


  • #26
    RichT
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,527 ✭✭✭RichT


    I'm with Dear Old Rumpoles school of thought......

    She Who Must Be Obeyed


  • #27
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Don't use it, outdated, only used for 40 somethings and up.


  • #28
    BunShopVoyeur
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,268 ✭✭✭BunShopVoyeur


    I like to call her "the bitch".












    (She would slap the head off me if this was actually true.)


  • #29
    Jammy Donut
    Closed Accounts Posts: 606 ✭✭✭Jammy Donut


    Da Bure


  • #30
    Kamjana
    Closed Accounts Posts: 246 ✭✭Kamjana


    The lack


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  • #31
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    I use it when talking about the Missus.

    me too, the missus likes me calling her the missus


  • #32
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Jammy Donut wrote: »
    Bure
    I fucking hate that word with a passion.


  • #33
    Lady Chatterton
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,585 ✭✭✭✭Lady Chatterton


    MCMLXXV wrote: »
    I am married as it sounds way too grown up. I usually say 'herself' or 'my woman'.
    Hello, is that you Paddy Doherty? :D


  • #34
    The_Thing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,017 ✭✭✭The_Thing


    The gimp


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