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Japanese Black Widow

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,915 ✭✭✭MungBean


    scholar007 wrote: »
    http://www.rte.ie/news/2012/0413/japanese-black-widow-sentenced-to-death.html

    I'll never look at a bale of briquettes in the same way again!

    I thought the spiders were invading through imported briquettes or something !! Had me worried there for a minute.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,541 ✭✭✭Gee Bag


    She killed the three fellas "in order to maintain her luxurious life full of vainglory without working".

    I think thats the best phrased motive I've ever heard!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    Some men really are desperate for fanny


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 902 ✭✭✭scholar007


    "The thick-set Kijima, who according to media reports appeared in court wearing a short skirt"

    She sounds gorgeous :D

    What is the definition of thick-set?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    She's not very black.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 902 ✭✭✭scholar007


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    She's not very black.



    :confused::confused::confused::confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,541 ✭✭✭Gee Bag


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    She's not very black.

    Indeed, and technically speaking, she's not a widow.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills


    I thought that this thread was on about these. :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,541 ✭✭✭Gee Bag


    Some All men really are desperate for fanny

    Fixed that for ya!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    whenever someone says black widow, i think of the film arachnophobia and when i think of the film arachnophobia, i think of jeff daniels AND THEN i think of dumb and dumber. and that makes me happy.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭Thomas828


    Oh, dear, Terada-san, Ando-san, Oide-san, I don't fancy yours much. And we wonder why Japan's birth rate is falling.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 445 ✭✭LostCorkGuy


    jesus , she's rough


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,284 ✭✭✭wyndham


    scholar007 wrote: »
    "The thick-set Kijima, who according to media reports appeared in court wearing a short skirt"

    She sounds gorgeous :D

    What is the definition of thick-set?

    Fat ditchpig munter.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,541 ✭✭✭Gee Bag


    wyndham wrote: »
    Fat ditchpig munter.

    That made my day!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,250 ✭✭✭lividduck


    She'll look a lot better when she's swinging at the end of a rope!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,510 ✭✭✭Hazys


    scholar007 wrote: »
    http://www.rte.ie/news/2012/0413/japanese-black-widow-sentenced-to-death.html

    I'll never look at a bale of briquettes in the same way again!

    TBH i never picture Japan as a place that has bogs for cutting turf...

    [ignorance]
    i always picture Japan as one giant futuristic city with crazy technolgy and neon lights. Where the people live in tiny appartments because it is so densely populated and live in constant fear of Godzilla attacks.
    [/ignorance]


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,632 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Jaysus, Ji Sung Park has really let himself go!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,586 ✭✭✭sock puppet


    More than 1,300 people queued up for the 49 seats available to the public for the hearing.

    Eat your heart out One Direction.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    She would be worth marrying she must be loaded.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 324 ✭✭rob180


    antodeco wrote: »
    Jaysus, Ji Sung Park has really let himself go!

    He's Korean, not Japanese. Some people just can't tell the difference :P


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 902 ✭✭✭scholar007


    Hazys wrote: »
    TBH i never picture Japan as a place that has bogs for cutting turf...

    [ignorance]
    i always picture Japan as one giant futuristic city with crazy technolgy and neon lights. Where the people live in tiny appartments because it is so densely populated and live in constant fear of Godzilla attacks.
    [/ignorance]


    For peats sake! The Japs have microfied nuclear energy into.................................... briquettes - They're great lads for identifying a usp! Somebody tell Ming quick - The Paddys will be rich again. Is this why Europe won't let us at the bogs anymore? We would have Anglos debt paid in no time.


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