Parody/Pisstake song writing

DaveNoCheese

So myself and a friend a few years back were drunk and taking the piss and created a whole band and their identies and even got 4 or 5 songs on paper.

The name of the 'band' was/is Electric Turtle and the lyrics to one of 'hit singles' are below...

As we always get a laugh every so often while reminiscing about it, we are constantly saying we should record it and get it out there...

...the problem is we can't sing/play any instruments :rolleyes:

Anyone wana do all the hard work for us while we get all the riches and bítches? :pac:

Electric Turtle - Shell Shocked


Looking at my shell there's a dyper on my ass,
strolling through the sand and I'm getting a rash,
shell shocked...shell shocked,

I have no hands so I use my head,
scratch my ass it goes real red,
shell shocked...shell shocked (yea shell shocked),

It's starting to bleed it's givin me pain,
this things a bitch I'm going insane,
shell shocked...shell shocked,
yes shell...SHELL SHOCKED (guitar solo)

the sky awakens
my shells a shakin'
the lightnings breakin'
and I'm a...QUAKING
shell shocked...yea shell shocked,

look at me now
I'm running through the sand,
lightning on my ass
but I'm moving too fast
shell shock...SHELL SHOCKED...FÚCKIN' SHELL SHOCKED!!!

Bog Warrior

I think its brilliant!

MeWriteYouSong

http://soundcloud.com/mewriteyousong/electric-turtle-shell-shocked

lorrieq

Guys,

What do you want exactly? Someone to make a song from scratch using those lyrics or recording facilities with a singer and instruments with you having input to the process?

DaveNoCheese

lorrieq wrote: »

Guys,

What do you want exactly? Someone to make a song from scratch using those lyrics or recording facilities with a singer and instruments with you having input to the process?

....... yea