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Messi: a follicular surmise

  • 07-04-2012 11:38am
    #1
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭


    Messi's hair is a little bit unbecoming for a football superstar.

    At best, he looks like a rocker from Galway; at worst, like a toddler that gets his ma cut his hair.

    What hairstyle do you think would pay appropriate homage to the short-arsed genius from Rosario?


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  • #2
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,398 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    stovelid wrote: »
    Messi's hair is a little bit unbecoming for a football superstar.

    At best, he looks like a rocker from Galway; at worst, like a toddler whose ma cuts his hair.

    What hairstyle do you think would pay appropriate hooch to the short-arse genius from Rosario?

    To be fair...it.s better than Ronaldo's.

    Cue crying.


  • #3
    Blatter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,832 ✭✭✭✭Blatter


    He used to have longer hair with a hairband when he was younger but that didn't really suit. I think it's pretty cool as it is now.


  • #4
    CR 7
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,723 ✭✭✭CR 7


    Neymar uses this to look taller. Maybe he could do the same.

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  • #5
    mayordenis
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 9,658 Mod ✭✭✭✭mayordenis


    I think it's pretty indicative of the guy that his hair gets little thought


  • #6
    Nalz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,931 ✭✭✭✭Nalz


    What's your hairstyle like stovelid? Is it a typical super LOI fans hairstyle? Does such thing exist? Go on sure post a pic.


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  • #7
    kitakyushu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,465 ✭✭✭kitakyushu


    Just as long as he doesn't go for an Andy Carroll ponytail. I can't look at him without thinking "what an eejit". It's even worse than his cornrow phase (and that's saying something).


  • #8
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Trilla wrote: »
    What's your hairstyle like stovelid? Is it a typical super LOI fans hairstyle? Does such thing exist? Go on sure post a pic.

    Sparse, needs little product and gets little or no attention of course. :)


  • #9
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Beware the Meireles!

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  • #10
    Nalz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,931 ✭✭✭✭Nalz


    stovelid wrote: »
    Sparse, needs little product and gets little or no attention of course. :)

    Rule 1


  • #11
    Jimmy Iovine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,416 ✭✭✭Jimmy Iovine


    If Messi ever wants to win a World Cup with Argentina then he has to get his hair cut like this imo. :D

    Ronaldo-764917.jpg


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  • #12
    monkey9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,337 ✭✭✭✭monkey9


    mike65 wrote: »
    Beware the Meireles!

    Meireles_2650018.jpg

    Meireles should go the whole hog and just tattoo his whole face!!! Why don't footballers tattoo their faces!!???

    Tattoo your faces, footballers!! Tattoo your faces!!!


  • #13
    kitakyushu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,465 ✭✭✭kitakyushu


    How about a Romania?
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    (the team that cost Jimmy Hill his job)


  • #14
    Oat23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,506 ✭✭✭✭Oat23


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  • #15
    RandolphEsq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,296 ✭✭✭RandolphEsq


    Not too long, not too short, and messi is how is hair is best kept.


  • #16
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    I think his choirboy look helps him avoid cards.


  • #17
    eZe^
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,046 ✭✭✭eZe^


    Least he doesnt have to get a brain surgery haircut like poor old balding iniesta.


  • #18
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    God be with the days:

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  • #19
    born2bwild
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,419 ✭✭✭born2bwild


    stovelid wrote: »
    God be with the days:

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    God was a personal friend of his:

    "Glenn Hoddle has found God; must have been one hell of a pass"

    (Jasper Carrott - according to wikipedia)


  • #20
    CongoPowers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 658 ✭✭✭CongoPowers


    It's best when he looks scruffy and he's bossing everything.


  • #21
    dreamers75
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,558 ✭✭✭✭dreamers75


    Football needs more beards.


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  • #22
    kitakyushu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,465 ✭✭✭kitakyushu


    dreamers75 wrote: »
    Football needs more beards.

    Like Cheryl Cole?


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