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Whats your favourite Cockney rhyming slang

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  • 07-04-2012 1:39am
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    uch
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    Whats your favourite bit of Cockney rhyming slang that you understand?

    21/25



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    Paulie Gualtieri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 420 ✭✭Paulie Gualtieri


    Donald Ducked!


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    mathepac
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    She's a back, that one, a total back.

    Yore 'avin' a Turkish maite, aintcha, eh, eh?

    'E reckons 'e's a bit of a fridge, maite, innit?


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    kryogen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25,953 ✭✭✭✭kryogen


    I dont like Cockney rhyming crap

    Means I dont like cockney rhyming slang


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    KKkitty
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    Dog and bone is mine :)


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    fonecrusher1
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    kryogen wrote: »
    I dont like Cockney rhyming crap

    Means I dont like cockney rhyming slang

    Your having a Giraffe mate.


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    K-9
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    Tin of fruit.

    Must watch more Only Fools and Horses.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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    Juwwi
    Registered Users Posts: 4,249 ✭✭✭Juwwi


    K-9 wrote: »
    Tin of fruit.

    Must watch more Only Fools and Horses.

    "Rodney pass me the dog and bone "


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    Bobby Baccala
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu7aj1SCE8k


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    AskMyChocolate
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    K-9 wrote: »
    Tin of fruit.

    Must watch more Only Fools and Horses.

    Not really cockney afaik. Cockney is a "whistle" (as in whistle and flute).


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    marcsignal
    Registered Users Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal


    skin & blister - sister
    china (china plate) - mate
    bengal lancer - cancer
    a cock and a hen - tenner
    brown bread - dead
    jack palance - dance

    all i can think of at the moment


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    Fart
    Registered Users Posts: 1,825 ✭✭✭Fart


    Posh and Becks.


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    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Hoots man, there's jooce loose aboot this hoose.


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    CageWager
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    Eartha Kitt


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    K-9
    Registered Users Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    AskMyChocolate wrote: »
    Not really cockney afaik. Cockney is a "whistle" (as in whistle and flute).

    Seriously, I'm renting Only Fools and Horses box sets atm, I know loads are ad libbed or just added in, but tin of fruit was one I knew from years ago.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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    Dyr
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    Jeyes fluid, though you wont hear del boy uttering that


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    K-9
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    I'm usless at remembering lines but I'd say Only Fools and Horses wrote this one:

    "Jaffa Cake" by Del Boy.

    It meant seedless in the episode that they discovered Boycey fired blanks.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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    Spread
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    pen and ink

    apples and pears

    barnet

    minces

    hampsteads

    bo peep

    jam jar

    tea leaf

    ginger beer

    trouble and strife

    I'm off to bed


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    AngryBollix
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M32gpXCp4Vg


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    policarp
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    Barry White. . .


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    Sharpshooter
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    Would you Adam and Eve it, some Fridge and Freezer posted this thread in AHs!:D


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    Jesus Wept
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    kryogen wrote: »
    I dont like Cockney rhyming crap

    Means I dont like cockney rhyming slang

    This.

    They are so 'cheeky'.
    Cheeky cunts.


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