**** in songs

recylingbin

Pretty sure the following are euphemisms for masturbation

Luther V - Never Too Much

Woke up today, looked at your picture just to get me started...

Dirty fooker.

Nirvana - Plateau

nothing on the top but a bucket and a mop
And an illustrated book about birds
See a lot up there but don't be scared
Who needs action when you (got) words

finished with the mop then you can stop
And look at what you've done
The plateau's clean, no dirt to be seen
And the work it was fun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hBkt-CnAv0

Filthy.

Green Day - All by Myself

I was alone,I was all by myself
No one was looking, I was thinking of you
Oh yeah, did I mention I was all by myself
All by myself...
All by myself...
All by myself...

I went to your house,but no one was there
I went in your room
I was all by myself
You and me had
Such wonderful times
When I'm all by myself,
All by myself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkdQ1hatd2s

Someone think of the parents.

Surprised at Luther, if not so much the other lot.

admiralofthefleet

there was a hidden song about **** on the greenday album dookie (i think) it played a good while after the last song on the album

Dudess

I Touch Myself

Turning Japanese

Orgasm Addict

Dancing With Myself

The King of Moo

Apparently:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEmJ-VWPDM4

Surely:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM

EDIT: too slow!

RichieC

Onward Christian soldiers.... if you know what I mean

recylingbin

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

there was a hidden song about **** on the greenday album dookie (i think) it played a good while after the last song on the album

Someone should totally post that.

Xavi6

Good Charlotte - The Anthem

Chuck Stone

'**** in the Moonlight'

Thin Lizzy.

boomkatalog

Britney Spears had one called 'touch of my hand'. Its not subtle.

Also, Robyn- Jack you off

Dudess

Chuck Stone wrote: »

'**** in the Moonlight'

Thin Lizzy.

Nah that's Top Loader. And that IS **** also.

**** In The Air by Aled Jones

Where To

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoXu6QmxpJE

Winner! :pac:

starbelgrade

Xavi6 wrote: »

Good Charlotte - The Anthem

All their songs are ****.

admiralofthefleet

recylingbin wrote: »

Someone should totally post that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8VXnvbc1c0

Chuck Stone

Dudess wrote: »

Nah that's Top Loader.

Pretty sure Thin Lizzy did a '**** in the moonlight' song too though.

**** In The Air by Aled Jones

Ah yes. His voice broke around that time and he was never heard of again. Musta been the testosterone.

recylingbin

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8VXnvbc1c0

Awesome.
Mind if I stick it in the first post?

Adyx

Plateau is by the Meat Puppets and Longview (also on Dookie) contains some very thinly-veiled references to **** whilst bored.

Paparazzo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLv3fnaYCOk

admiralofthefleet

recylingbin wrote: »

Awesome.
Mind if I stick it in the first post?

who am i to say no

recylingbin

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

who am i to say no

You're the guy that didn't read the first post.

mrsdewinter

Has nobody mentioned the Violent Femmes' Blister In The Sun?

ArtSmart

Friggin' in the Riggin'?



(sex pistols to all you youngsters out there)

Sofaspud

The Darkness - Holding My Own

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwn_cm3CkoQ

superblu

Motörhead had a song called orgasmatron which I think may also have been covered by sepultura.

Mickeroo

Chuck Stone wrote: »

'**** in the Moonlight'

Thin Lizzy.

Dudess wrote: »

Nah that's Top Loader. And that IS **** also.

Both bands had completely different songs called **** in the Moonlight, the Lizzy one was much better imho and Top Loader were only covering their one. It was originally by a band called king Harvest in the 70's.

This may be the most gorgeous song about a good aul tug ever:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH6EnXByx_c

Jesus Shaves

Was hoping to see some **** in song videos in this thread


pfffft

Rothko

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BmkBroiw1s

WindSock

Teenage Kicks by the Undertones

The whole song is about 5 knuckle shuffling;

Are teenage dreams so hard to beat
Everytime she walks down the street
Another girl in the neighbourhood
Wish she was mine, she looks so good

I wanna hold her wanna hold her tight
Get teenage kicks right through the night

I'm gonna call her on the telephone
Have her over cos i'm all alone
I need exitement oh i need it bad
And its the best, i've ever had

I wanna hold her wanna hold her tight
Get teenage kicks right through the night

I wanna hold her wanna hold her tight
Get teenage kicks right through the night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAtUw6lxcis

Pudsy33

Relax by Franky goes to Hollywood surely

K.Flyer

P!NK has a song called You and Your Hand.

Sonics2k

Dudess wrote: »

I Touch Myself

The King of Moo wrote: »

Apparently:

Surely:

I Touch Myself.

EDIT: too slow!

I see you both, and raise this beauty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8Yxmz-csB4

blatantrereg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cI8SRcctQZY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aljlKYesT4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRnIgSUwA2w

another one from dookie:

flyswatter

Anything by Steve Vai.

fryup

WindSock wrote: »

Teenage Kicks by the Undertones

The whole song is about 5 knuckle shuffling;

I wanna hold her wanna hold her tight
Get teenage kicks right through the night

apparently the orignal lyrics were...

I wanna hold it wanna hold it tight
Get teenage kicks right through the night

this is also about wankin...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_mwlrkBPTk

JerryHandbag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLK2buZxamo

sheesh

pulling mussels from the shell (pulling muscles for michelle)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNVocNJwwrE

dilallio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQOwin-MYBo

fryup

listen to this, its hilarious:D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqyo7CC6z1Q

John Doe1

Green Day-Longview

spirit_77

the caesars-jerk it out (on one of the fifas)

AngryBollix

This song is actually about ****

fryup

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

you don't say...i would never have guessed

Jax Teller

Dudess wrote: »

Nah that's Top Loader. And that IS **** also.

**** In Your Hair by Aled Jones

Fyp

BEASTERLY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UT22Z3F6Z7Q

Captain Graphite

The lyrics to this Irish classic were discussed in my sixth year English class:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvjLgjtJKsc

In particular the lines "Do you play with the girls? Play with the boys?, Do you ever get lonely playing with your toys?" It was only then I realised that it was about **** and bisexuality. Also references to oral sex and exhibitionism in the lyrics. Disgraceful carry on altogether.

Toby Take a Bow

Pudsy33 wrote: »

Relax by Franky goes to Hollywood surely

Hmm. I don't think that one's about masturbation.

pappyodaniel

Chuck Stone wrote: »

'**** in the Moonlight'

Thin Lizzy.

I always get chocolate stains on my pants.

actua11

This... Espicially the first half

http://www.plyrics.com/lyrics/buzzcocks/orgasmaddict.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwAtifCoB3I

Actually The Buzzcocks have a good few

Fecky the Ninth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqJHoZBJYxI

Eileen Down

Oh I say!!

ctrl-alt-delete

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrdZNNG4S8g

Semisonic wrote:

Lonely boys and you lonely girls
Here at the end of the lonely world
You're finding out
If there's someone to cry about

Lonely girls and you lonely boys
Playing alone with your lonely toys
Well don't be blue
If there's no one to play with you

Get a grip on yourself you know you should
I got a grip on myself and it feels good
Get a grip on yourself take my advice
I got a grip on myself and it feels nice

When the lights come on and the party's through
There are always a few with nobody to do
Well now don't despair
You'll eventually get there

And meanwhile all of you lonely ones
Here's what to do while you wait for the sun
To rise above
The loneliest kind of love

Get a grip on yourself you know you should
I got a grip on myself and it feels good
Get a grip on yourself take my advice
I got a grip on myself and it feels nice

Defiler Of The Coffin

This one is quite blatant. Don't think it's by Tom Green though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooYg1dpxnt0

Choice lyric: "I do it in my car as I'm driving down the street, one hand on the wheel and another on my meat"