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Wiping the droplets..?

  • 31-03-2012 3:24pm
    #1
    splashthecash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,322 ✭✭✭


    ok, theres nothing worse than after going to the toilet, you belt back up and that bit of straggling piss that is left transfers onto your boxers/briefs/whatever your choice is giving you a horrible wet feeling.

    To counteract this, I've decided going forward, to now use toilet paper to wipe away these droplets....am I the only one who does this? I do feel like less of a man doing it...

    What this means is that essentially, urinals are now a thing of the past for me...I prefer a bit of privacy though to be honest, even for a piss.

    Men - do you wipe away the droplets after a piss? 35 votes

    Yes, its good hygiene
    0% 0 votes
    No, I'm a real man
    65% 23 votes
    No, but thats a darn good idea OP
    34% 12 votes


Comments

  • #2
    Jimoslimos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    Could be a prostate problem - go see a doc!


  • #3
    antocann
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭antocann


    go see a doc, as above


  • #4
    aquaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 172 ✭✭aquaman


    any more than 3 shakes is a ****


  • #5
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    I shake when I pee, doing a handstand against a tree


  • #6
    ElleEm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,981 ✭✭✭ElleEm


    I have been with guys in the past that didn't do this..... piss soaked boxers are not attractive!


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  • #7
    splashthecash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,322 ✭✭✭splashthecash


    ElleEm wrote: »
    I have been with guys in the past that didn't do this..... piss soaked boxers are not attractive!

    Thats what I'm thinkin'!


  • #8
    splashthecash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,322 ✭✭✭splashthecash


    Jimoslimos wrote: »
    Could be a prostate problem - go see a doc!

    Its not a full gush I'm talking about...its the bits that are left hanging around even after a couple of shakes..

    No prostate problem here thanks God


  • #9
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    ElleEm wrote: »
    I have been with guys in the past that didn't do this..... piss soaked boxers are not attractive when I wear them on my head!

    I know your game!


  • #10
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,573 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    A real man keeps some piss in reserve to mark his territory.


  • #11
    bicardi19
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 270 ✭✭bicardi19


    Maybe your username should be Splashtheboots.


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  • #12
    Ishmael
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,460 ✭✭✭Ishmael


    You need Pee Bib ala TacoCorp

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm1Ha6Kpl1o


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm1Ha6Kpl1o


  • #13
    A0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 666 ✭✭✭A0


    splashthecash wrote: »
    ok, theres nothing worse than after going to the toilet, you belt back up and that bit of straggling piss that is left transfers onto your boxers/briefs/whatever your choice is giving you a horrible wet feeling.

    To counteract this, I've decided going forward, to now use toilet paper to wipe away these droplets....am I the only one who does this? I do feel like less of a man doing it...

    What this means is that essentially, urinals are now a thing of the past for me...I prefer a bit of privacy though to be honest, even for a piss.

    Nope, being rough and dirty is being less of a man. No problem in wiping when not using urinals.


  • #14
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    I always wipe.

    Also, the bit of pee that's left is because there's a U-bend type thing from your bladder to the outside world where your taint is. Put your finger just behind your balls and give it a poke (Mind your aim, gentlemen). The piss that's stuck there in the little reservoir will come flowing out like magicks.


  • #15
    splashthecash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,322 ✭✭✭splashthecash


    Bipolar Joe wrote: »
    I always wipe.

    Also, the bit of pee that's left is because there's a U-bend type thing from your bladder to the outside world where your taint is. Put your finger just behind your balls and give it a poke (Mind your aim, gentlemen). The piss that's stuck there in the little reservoir will come flowing out like magicks.

    Sir, I am endebted to you..


  • #16
    Jezek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 737 ✭✭✭Jezek


    Bipolar Joe wrote: »
    I always wipe.

    Also, the bit of pee that's left is because there's a U-bend type thing from your bladder to the outside world where your taint is. Put your finger just behind your balls and give it a poke (Mind your aim, gentlemen). The piss that's stuck there in the little reservoir will come flowing out like magicks.

    Downing a pint of water as I type so I can try this ASAP


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