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lol, surgery

  • 31-03-2012 9:09am
    #1
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭


    A friend of mine is having his appendix removed today.

    I have challenged him to scream, when he wakes up again, "MY BABY! WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY BABY!?"

    Discuss. Or not.


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  • #2
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Is it your baby?


  • #3
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    It is an appendix. There was a clue in the first post.


  • #4
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Make sure he keeps it. Boil it up with some fresh sage and an onion, few spuds and you've got yourself an amazing dish.


  • #5
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Sarky wrote: »
    It is an appendix. There was a clue in the first post.

    You are no good at giving clues.


  • #6
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Just the thought of having someone messing with my bits is disgusting. Leave well alone I'd say or else go private?


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  • #7
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,854 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    Just the thought of having someone messing with my bits is disgusting. Leave well alone I'd say or else go private?
    I have no complaints about the surgery I had performed on me


  • #8
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    When he wakes up, have him rub the doctor in marshmallows and set him on fire. Then set your friend on fire.


  • #9
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Ask him can i have it, you never know when you need an appendix transplant.


  • #10
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    His surgeon's name was Khan. That's actually a much better thing to scream when you wake up from a drug-induced coma with missing organs.


  • #11
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    Sugary? No thanks, I'm sweet enough.


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  • #12
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Appendectomy then?


  • #13
    Banjo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,485 ✭✭✭✭Banjo


    Do you have a spork, a Missy Kissy doll and some thread? I think it would be funnier if you cut him open before the surgery and hid a baby inside him so the surgeon finds it but can't wake your friend up to ask him how it got there.


  • #14
    Mr. Boo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 347 ✭✭Mr. Boo


    He should bring a little set of clothes or a miniature pram. And a tinfoil hat.


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