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Two Petrols Please

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  • 28-03-2012 11:33pm
    #1
    SunnyBunny
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4 ✭


    Hi any feedback on my poem would be great! Thanks!

    Two Petrols Please

    "Two petrols please",
    I said with glee,
    Upon a Sunday morning.
    "Shame on you!"
    replied the imp,
    "Think of globel warming!"
    I hung my head
    and turned away,
    untill I heard a mad ting say:
    "Are ya well?",
    "Cos you're lookin' well"
    He was a fine ting,
    I could tell.
    I gave him THe Eyes,
    and a cheeky wink,
    "I'll take two diesels instead I tink".


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    #2
    PurpleBee
    Registered Users Posts: 274 ✭✭PurpleBee


    I haven't been to a petrol station in a while but how do you buy two petrols?


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    #3
    SunnyBunny
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4 ✭SunnyBunny


    PurpleBee wrote: »
    I haven't been to a petrol station in a while but how do you buy two petrols?

    Simple, buy one get one free offer! :D


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