disabled toilets

twinge

:eek:
A new all-time low today: someone defecated on the floor of the disabled toilets in the Stillorgan Shopping Centre.
I mean, c'mon...I thought even skangers would have some standards.

SerialComplaint

Nasty - I wonder if there's a possibility that somebody just didn't make it onto the seat in time?

Mental Mickey

They might not be "skangers"??

twinge

I went through all the possibilities - maybe someone's seeing eye dog had an accident? Nope, those guys are thoroughly house-trained. Someone missing the toilet is also out - the offending item was at the same distance from the door as the functioning toilet. I'm thinking, if I had an accident, I bloody well would clean it up out of sheer embarrassment. (Or at least notify the facilities manager!) Any way you look at it, someone who craps on the floor of a disabled toilet is the same as the deposit they left.

SerialComplaint

Maybe the assistance dog is a possibility. They're not all as well trained as you might expect. I had to drag one out of a bin as he snaffled some lunch leftovers last week.

But that's probably a long shot.