What do you do on the toilet?

lifeandtimes

Hey Boardsies,

i need a little help,i doing a little project and i need some of you answers on it.
What do you guys do when you are on the toilet,I personally sit there bnd think,a lot of my best ideas have been thought up while iv been sitting there,they just come to me and i love it but i know a lot of you do other things like play games by counting tiles,pick your nose,read the paper...so im interested in what you guys do,tell me

Serious and joke answers welcome

Cheers
LT:cool:

Bipolar Joe

I tend to brush my teeth while taking a poop in the morning and at night. I almost always sit down on the lavatory because I'm lazy, so when I'm not brushing my teeth I read a comic or part of a book.

Nothingbetter2d

You mean the Epiphany Toilet?

MrStuffins

I surf Boards while on the jacks.

In fact i'm on the toilet right........... ugh........hmfffffff..........

ahhhhhhh.......

Right now

summerskin

lifeandtimes wrote: »

Hey Boardsies,

i need a little help,i doing a little project and i need some of you answers on it.
What do you guys do when you are on the toilet,I personally sit there bnd think,a lot of my best ideas have been thought up while iv been sitting there,they just come to me and i love it but i know a lot of you do other things like play games by counting tiles,pick your nose,read the paper...so im interested in what you guys do,tell me

Serious and joke answers welcome

Cheers
LT:cool:

put some legwork in and stop asking us to do your work for you.

jester77

I like to sit down, reverse cowgirl, and I place my magazine and hot chocolate on the shelf while I relax!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK-7J8gq5TQ

kylith

If it's just a wee - nothing. If I'll be there for a while - crossword.

Xavi6

It's why god, or Steve Jobs, invented the iPad. Perfect size for use on the throne.

sbsquarepants

I don't see the appeal of reading or whatever on the toilet (cliterature excluded obviously:D). I just want to get in, do my business and get out. I can think of any number of far more pleasant places to read!

ElleEm

What is with the freaks who actually do ANYTHING on the toilet other than, well... GO to the toilet!?!?!

FREAKS!!!!!!

Do your business, then leave!

Yuck,

CardBordWindow

Depends on what I reckon the consistency will be. A normal solid one, I'll bring nothing. If I reckon it's gonna be a messy one, I'll bring the newspaper.

MrStuffins

ElleEm wrote: »

What is with the freaks who actually do ANYTHING on the toilet other than, well... GO to the toilet!?!?!

FREAKS!!!!!!

Do your business, then leave!

Yuck,

Wow, strong words.

Seems your feces ends up on Boards in the form of posts!

wilkie2006

lifeandtimes wrote: »

i need a little help,i doing a little project and i need some of you answers on it.
What do you guys do when you are on the toilet,

Yea, right! Pervert.

Nothingbetter2d

wilkie2006 wrote: »

Yea, right! Pervert.

i think OP meant his little project was taking a sh1te

Rabies

ElleEm wrote: »

What is with the freaks who actually do ANYTHING on the toilet other than, well... GO to the toilet!?!?!

FREAKS!!!!!!

Do your business, then leave!

Yuck,

No point sitting there starring at the back of the door.
Shampoo bottles and other bits get boring after a while.

Bipolar Joe

I like being in the lavatory. It's the only time when people feel obliged to leave you alone. You can hop in the shower, but you can't have anything in there to do after the first few minutes (Yeah, I mean ****).

funk-you

If it's my house, I'll suft t'web. If it's someone else's, I'll giggle to myself while doing an A.C.

-Funk

MrStuffins

funk-you wrote: »

If it's my house, I'll suft t'web. If it's someone else's, I'll giggle to myself while doing an A.C.

-Funk

I can imagine that every time you're on the jacks and a lump of poo hits the water below, you say:

"Funk!"

Drumpot

I usually bring the iphone with me and play a strategy game . .

I have two young children and its a bit of a break for me. I am a dad and work from home so see them alot and get few breaks.

Prob for me is I enjoy sitting on the toilet so much my legs regularly go numb! On the plus side, you can air your ass a few times if you flush the toilet while relaxing!

funk-you

MrStuffins wrote: »

I can imagine that every time you're on the jacks and a lump of poo hits the water below, you say:

"Funk!"

Nope, 'ah jaysus' usually does the trick.

-Funk

wilkie2006

lifeandtimes wrote: »

Hey Boardsies,

i need a little help,i doing a little project and i need some of you answers on it.
What do you guys do when you are on the toilet,I personally sit there bnd think,a lot of my best ideas have been thought up while iv been sitting there,they just come to me and i love it but i know a lot of you do other things like play games by counting tiles,pick your nose,read the paper...so im interested in what you guys do,tell me

Serious and joke answers welcome

Cheers
LT:cool:

Perhaps you could take inspiration from Mr Enderby...

Enderby composes his poetry whilst seated on the toilet. His bathtub, which serves as a filing cabinet, is almost full of the mingled paper and food scraps that represent his efforts. Although he is recognised as a minor poet with several published works (and is even awarded a small prize, the 'Goodby Gold Medal', which he refuses), he has yet to be anthologised.

nothing unusual

ElleEm

Rabies wrote: »

No point sitting there starring at the back of the door.
Shampoo bottles and other bits get boring after a while.

How long does it take that you get bored enough to start reading stuff?

MrStuffins

ElleEm wrote: »

Rabies wrote: »

No point sitting there starring at the back of the door.
Shampoo bottles and other bits get boring after a while.

How long does it take that you get bored enough to start reading stuff?

Obviously you don't appreciate a good long sh*te, one of life's little pleasures!

M cebee

harvey norman have an item called toilet basketball for sale
I thought it was bizarre myself

Dravokivich

I sit back and think of the queen.

Xavi6

It's times like this I miss the flutt

dubtom

Usually have a read..and write.

Mickey Dazzler

Due to chronic and un treated piles I tend to scream at the top of my voice while crying hysterically and punching the toilet wall with a closed fist.

GASMANN

CardBordWindow wrote: »

Depends on what I reckon the consistency will be. A normal solid one, I'll bring nothing. If I reckon it's gonna be a messy one, I'll bring the newspaper.

to cover the floor ?

Boulevardier

I read or else bring the radio.

There's nothing worse than reading You Laugh You Lose on your phone while in the toilet. I'm pretty sure my housemates now think I laugh randomly while taking a dump.

saa

I like to pretend I'm a bit slugs just sitting on the side of a flower pot.

No, nowt really I am going to be sexist here and assume it is a "man thing" to read on the toilet.

Duggy747

I just go in have a shìte, no reading or playing a game on the phone.

The beasts I unleash require plenty of concentration, one false move and a major clean-up operation ensues involving the power hose.

tiny_penguin

saa wrote: »

I like to pretend I'm a bit slugs just sitting on the side of a flower pot.

No, nowt really I am going to be sexist here and assume it is a "man thing" to read on the toilet.

Nope, Im a girl and I like to read on the toilet. I may be a special case though. Although I usually just play a game or check out boards on my phone or something. Feel a bit weird if my housemates saw me take reading material in and out of the loo!

Fran1985

Boulevardier wrote: »

I read or else bring the radio.

you bring a radio to the john? oddest thing i've ever heard.

Me, i'm a laptop or phone man. Sometimes i just go for a think.

Super-Rush

I close threads when i'm on the toilet.

Oh and do your own homework.