Did you ever find something you shouldn't have in your parents' bedroom?

some random drunk

When I was a young fella my ma used to keep all the chocolate bars, crisps etc hidden from us in her bedroom wardrobe. One time when she was busy downstairs I reckoned I'd sneak into her room and help myself to a packet of crisps. After a bit of rumaging and not coming across any snacks I opened up a bag and found a copy of FIFA95 for the megadrive - the same game I asked Santy for Christmas. That was the moment I knew for sure Santy wasn't real.

Anyone got any stories of finding something strange, untoward or funny in their parents' bedrooms?

Dravokivich

A used condom they didn't seem to have time to dispose of.

maximoose

Dodgy German porn on VHS

My ma's handgun

I was an awful little bast*rd for going hoking around the house...

admiralofthefleet

my ma'a neck massager, at least that what she said it was

howsyourtusk

Found some condoms when I was about 10. Stole one and had my first posh ****. Was a special moment :P

Owryan

found my parents having sex .............shudder

dulpit

Nothing here really, feeling left out now...

stovelid

My sexuality.

cynder

I found a bunch of mags when i was around 5 and at 13 i found a buzzing obect, i now know what it is... also walked in on my parents when i was 5.



I know a lad who arrived home early from school to find his dad in bed with another man, needless to say his wife divorced him...




My mother found handcuffs in my room when i was 20, there was an innocent answer for me having them,,, honestly.

smash

some random drunk wrote: »

That was the moment I knew for sure Santy wasn't real.

What? :eek::eek:

:(:(:(

kfallon

Shergar....under the bed.....I've said too much

ColeTrain

A whip, chains and a funny leather mask. They were minding it for the old man next door. He liked to play dress up.

Mindkiller

Lube

Andy!!

howsyourtusk wrote: »

Found some condoms when I was about 10. Stole one and had my first posh ****. Was a special moment :P

Thanks for sharing that.

minidazzler

ColeTrain wrote: »

A whip, chains and a funny leather mask. They were minding it for the old man next door. He liked to play dress up.

With your parents...

I Heart Internet

You mean porn and dildos???

No. Never.

luckyfrank

a kilo of coke

Viral Vector

A Bertie Ahern mask!

[shudders!]

subway

grindelwald wrote: »

I know a lady who arrived home early from school to find his dad in bed with another man, needless to say his wife divorced him...
.

mental

Frynge

a water tank that was ment to be in the attic

and a burglar

Big Johnson

Willie O'Dea

guitarzero

A HEAD........of lettuce, IN THE WARDROBE!!!:eek:

chakotha

The Visual Dictionary of Sex.

http://ia700800.us.archive.org/zipview.php?zip=/0/items/olcovers657/olcovers657-L.zip&file=6573680-L.jpg

Swampy

A plant that one smokes.

ColeTrain

minidazzler wrote: »

With your parents...

you missed ze joke

DaveNoCheese

The answer to the meaning of all this mumbo jumbo...

...It's 42 ....

RichieC

I may well have but my mind wiped the memory... I'll never know.

General General

Another thread on here has a guy finding a strap-on among his parents' sex toys.

aaronjumper

My (non pornagraphic) dvd's. The thieves.

cynder

subway wrote: »

mental

Was meant to be lad not lady..:o

Conall Cernach

I Heart Internet wrote: »

You mean porn and dildos???

No. Never.

I have . I'm still mentally scarred.

rgmmg

My Christmas presents

Frynge

yore ma......



oh no, wait....

Chevolution

My ma's electric toothbrush, thinking back it may not have been a toothbrush......

Big Nasty

No. Thank God.

*shudders*

Ghandee

Came home from college early one day, only to find my Mam in bed with my best friend, pair of them going at it hell for leather!:eek:

I was absolutely fcuking raging! I called my ma every name under the sun, and warned her that I'd be telling my dad a son as I seen him!

And as for my so called 'best friend' I looked at that piece of shït straight in his eye, and I told him in the most disgusting tone of voice you can imagine........












I said to him 'BAD DOG!, GET TO YOUR BED!,'

Mr.Crinklewood

kfallon wrote: »

Shergar....under the bed.....I've said too much

That would explain the shouts of "You are some horse"

Does not however account for the jellyfish semen.

paulosham

At 5 I walked in on my dad having a ****. At 8 I walked in on my parents having sex, by half nine my dad had a padlock on the door.

R0ot

The Postman.

Micky Dolenz

Dravokivich wrote: »

A used condom they didn't seem to have time to dispose of.

The sibling you never had.

John Doe1

A book on kama sutra:o

Mr.Crinklewood

paulosham wrote: »

At 5 I walked in on my dad having a ****. At 8 I walked in on my parents having sex, by half nine my dad had a padlock on the door.

Did you mean to post this in the worst punishment imposed by your parents thread?