News Alert!

Ghandee

Thank Christ I was sitting down when I saw this news article from a newspaper earlier this morning!

The poor woman, I hope she's ok!

admiralofthefleet

what article?

Spunge

She's a liar and that newspaper is a rag.

Ghandee

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

what article?

Sorry, Its been attached now!

Duggy747

I'm sure the crime scene photos of that will wind up on a gore site soon.

NiallFH

Certainly that is worthy of the front page, but I cant see a picture and there is usually one on all front page articles.... Strange

JerryHandbag

But...what was in the hat? A severed appendage or something?!

BBDBB

any news on the spider baby yet?

SEPT 23 1989

Well the cat must be somewhere near

keep searching

Ghandee

BBDBB wrote: »

any news on the spider baby yet?

He's still hanging around (kind of)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1zsqaSDZFc

foxyboxer

This is up there with

"Man marries Woman in marriage ceremony"

ejmaztec

If it had been about a Hijab in a tree, this thread would be 30 pages long by now, and at least 15 people would have been banned.

DEFTLEFTHAND

In other news a bus was five minutes late in Westport this morning.

cocoshovel

http://www.kilkennypeople.ie/news/local/enquiry-in-to-ham-sandwich-attack-at-parade-1-3641787

Kilkenny towns official newspaper. :pac:

Seachmall

The hat will be destroyed?

No charity shops around?

Schism

Hmmm... seems legit.

cruais

Where's wally up to his usual tricks again...

Ellis Dee

Bulletin re hat in tree

The Provisional IRA categorically denies having planted the hat in the tree.

P. O'Neill

RichieC

Very dry sense of humour from the editor..

Duiske

Its a coded Al Queda message.

A hat has been found up a tree in Bilton.

The bomb is hidden beside a tree in Bilton.

The woolen head garment, which is red and has a bobble.

Its the tree beside the fence post with the poncy looking hat stuck on it.

Found by Sharon Bromance

UK men like to do it camel style to each other..

The owner has until April 10th to claim the hat, after which it will be destroyed

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Collect the bomb from beside the poncy hat tree on April 10th, and blow the **** out of Bilton.

Its so obvious. M15 are really slack if the don't pick up on this.

I Heart Internet

I knew they'ed do this!!

Grey men, politicos have released this to draw attention away from the Mahon Report.

Damn them all to hell!!!!!

Frynge

I Heart Internet wrote: »

I knew they'ed do this!!

Grey men, politicos have released this to draw attention away from the Mahon Report.

Damn them all to hell!!!!!

Yes. the only logical explanation

Son Of A Vidic

Duiske wrote: »

Its a coded Al Queda message.

The message is double coded to appear that way.

Duiske wrote: »

The bomb is hidden beside a tree in Bilton.

The sleeper has finished MI6 black ops training.

Duiske wrote: »

Its the tree beside the fence post with the poncy looking hat stuck on it.

Hide the device in a hijab headscarf, covered in traces of explosives. Then plant accordingly in a public area, ensuring CCTV can record the hijab.

Duiske wrote: »

UK men like to do it camel style to each other.

UK men really do like to do it camel style to each other.

Duiske wrote: »

Collect the bomb from beside the poncy hat tree on April 10th, and blow the **** out of Bilton.

Collect the hijab bomb from team war-on-terra at Box 850.

Duiske wrote: »

Its so obvious. M15 are really slack if the don't pick up on this.

MI5 are indeed very slack and MI6's budgetary funding will be increased as a result.

Scruffles

perhaps the tree was cold and fancied a bit of warmth,did the silly bint and journo not think of that?
no doubt the tree will have hypothermia now,hope they are proud of themselves.

tfitzgerald

Hats a new low in journalism even for a rag

Rocky_Dennis

cocoshovel wrote: »

http://www.kilkennypeople.ie/news/local/enquiry-in-to-ham-sandwich-attack-at-parade-1-3641787

Kilkenny towns official newspaper. :pac:

They will find the culprit in Tipperary no doubt

CreepingDeath

Maybe it was a beret tree.