Politician Gets Robbed (for a change)

starbelgrade

Alan Shatter - the politician who was named after Alan Smith, who came to infamy in the late 1800s after he ate his own mother - had his house in South Dublin broken into last night.

A man in his 20s was arrested shortly afterwards.

According to RTE, Minister Shatter is "currently in Australia", which is a handy bit of information to have if you're planning to do any house breaking over the next day or two.

oppenheimer1

starbelgrade wrote: »

Alan Shatter - the politician who was named after Alan Smith, who came to infamy in the late 1800s after he ate his own mother - had his house in South Dublin broken into last night.

A man in his 20s was arrested shortly afterwards.

According to RTE, Minister Shatter is "currently in Australia", which is a handy bit of information to have if you're planning to do any house breaking over the next day or two.

It didn't say where it was, beyond saying it was near Dundrum. You'd also have to be pretty foolish to break into his house tonight as the Justice minister is one of the best protected people in the state. He still retains the Garda driver for example.

AngryBollix

I get the feeling the gardai might actually investigate this robbery

The King of Moo

What do you think of this, After Hours-Bot?

"About time some of these politicians felt what it's like to be robbed! Bleedin' scumbag, how would you feel if he came into your house with your family? We need capital punishment for people like this!"

"ERROR ERROR!! DOES NOT COMPUTE!! SYSTEM SHUTDOWN!!"

Duckworth_Luas

starbelgrade wrote: »

Alan Smith, who came to infamy in the late 1800s after he ate his own mother..

WTF!

Chuck Stone

When interviewed Mr. Shatter proclaimed that he couldn't understand why he was being targeted saying 'Is it because I iz Jewish'?

A Swiss national was apprehended shortly after with a bag of gold but claimed that he could not say where it came from as it was not in keeping with Swiss secrecy values.

Godwinned.

ProudDUB

Given all the junkets to foreign lands that politicians go on at this time of year, it certainly is a good time for any enterprising young house robber to make some serious hay. Perhaps there should be a FAS course in house breaking, or CWO's should dish out additional monies to help these young "entrepreneurs" along. I must get on to Joe Duffy in the morning and suggest it.

Gee Bag

With a bit of luck the scallywag might have had a chance to use the ministers toothbrush

the purple tin

Do you think Shats will send him to an open prison?

AngryBollix

the purple tin wrote: »

Do you think Shats will send him to an open prison?

No. Neiter will he get community service, a suspended sentence and he wont be sent on a drug rehabiltation programme

woodoo

Silly fool robbing the ministers house. He will get the slammer

Toby Take a Bow

the purple tin wrote: »

Do you think Shats will send him to an open prison?

I'd be really surprised if Shatter was allowed to preside over the sentencing of the person once he's caught.

the purple tin

Toby Take a Bow wrote: »

I'd be really surprised if Shatter was allowed to preside over the sentencing of the person once he's caught.

He wouldn't have to in fairness. A discreet word in the ear of whoever tries the case would work wonders.

dr.bollocko

My after hours bot pointed out that Alan is an anagram of anal and that there were a number of puns to be made based around his surname.

I threw it out to the window.

MetalDog

Gee Bag wrote: »

With a bit of luck the scallywag might have had a chance to use the ministers toothbrush

Yes, but use it on which orifice?

AnonoBoy

Toby Take a Bow wrote: »

I'd be really surprised if Shatter was allowed to preside over the sentencing of the person once he's caught.

Well considering he's not a judge I don't see how he'd preside over the sentencing of anyone.

Stiffler2

starbelgrade wrote: »

Alan Shatter - the politician who was named after Alan Smith, who came to infamy in the late 1800s after he ate his own mother - had his house in South Dublin broken into last night.

A man in his 20s was arrested shortly afterwards.

According to RTE, Minister Shatter is "currently in Australia", which is a handy bit of information to have if you're planning to do any house breaking over the next day or two.

So Alan is eating his mother out these days. That's incest right there.

It's a pity though that it was just his house that got robbed. All that stuff can be replaced. I would have preffered if his current account was robbed.

Chuck Stone

Other anagrams of Alan Shatter.

Anal threats
Tartan leash
A latent rash

Riddle101

Alan must have been "Shattered" to hear about this. They'll proberly use every resource they have at their disposal to find the criminal.

Stiffler2

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Other anagrams of Alan Shatter.

Anal threats
Tartan leash
A latent rash

ANAL SHATTER

starbelgrade

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

WTF!

He ate her and then he shat her.

the groutch

oppenheimer1 wrote: »

It didn't say where it was, beyond saying it was near Dundrum. You'd also have to be pretty foolish to break into his house tonight as the Justice minister is one of the best protected people in the state. He still retains the Garda driver for example.

but they knew he wasn't at home

cassel16

starbelgrade wrote: »

Alan Shatter - the politician who was named after Alan Smith, who came to infamy in the late 1800s after he ate his own mother - had his house in South Dublin broken into last night.

A man in his 20s was arrested shortly afterwards.

According to RTE, Minister Shatter is "currently in Australia", which is a handy bit of information to have if you're planning to do any house breaking over the next day or two.

Ah but the house would probably be under surveilance or he probably got a family member to look after it. Best off breaking into someone like Varadkar or Reilly

JerryHandbag

starbelgrade wrote: »

He ate her and then he shat her.

And then William Shatner shat on her.

Gee Bag

MetalDog wrote: »

Yes, but use it on which orifice?

I'll give you a clue, Ministers name is an anagram of ANAL SHE TART

ejmaztec

His title shouldn't be justice minister, it should be holiday camp talent scout.

Plumpynuter

I thought I read attempted buggery at Alan Shatters house. Now that would have been good.