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Porn on the front page of an Irish newspaper

18-03-2012 12:06pm

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It seems the editors of the Belfast Telegraph didn't notice something a bit off about their front page:

http://i.imgur.com/ujfuN.jpg (NSFW?)

The explanation for this is here.
It's the duvet!

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#2 18-03-2012 12:08pm

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Or maybe it's not the duvet, maybe it's a bag or something, but it's not his langer.

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#3 18-03-2012 12:10pm

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Or maybe it is his wanger and ye guys just don't wanna accept reality!

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#4 18-03-2012 12:14pm

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af_thefragile wrote: »

Or maybe it is his wanger and ye guys just don't wanna accept reality!

I have a fetish for duvet porn so I really hope it's not his langer as it's great **** material...

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#5 18-03-2012 12:16pm

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Nothing to see there - it's not porn if it doesn't pass the Mull of Kintyre test.

You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.
―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray

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#6 18-03-2012 12:16pm

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oh that is very cockesque!

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#7 18-03-2012 12:16pm

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spoiler spoiler spoiler

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#8 18-03-2012 12:19pm

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Why is everybody using spoiler tags?

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#9 18-03-2012 12:20pm

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MadYaker wrote: »

Why is everybody using spoiler tags?

I don't know

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#10 18-03-2012 12:24pm

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MadYaker wrote: »

Why is everybody using spoiler tags?

it would be a shame to spoil things

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#11 18-03-2012 12:25pm

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All these spoilers are a bastard for anyone viewing the full site on mobile.

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#12 18-03-2012 12:26pm

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Quazzie wrote: »

All these spoilers are a bastard for anyone viewing the full site on mobile.

Keeps them in suspense I guess!

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#13 18-03-2012 12:27pm

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The man responsible must be hung

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#14 18-03-2012 12:27pm

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Quazzie wrote: »

All these spoilers are a bastard for anyone viewing the full site on mobile.

good, the phone is for phone calls

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#15 18-03-2012 12:28pm

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My word, it's about
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long.

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#16 18-03-2012 12:29pm

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Is that actually his dick or what? Looks very much like one!

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#17 18-03-2012 12:29pm

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Ha! Sucks to be a mobile user

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#18 18-03-2012 12:30pm

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Thats a british newspaper. Thread is a load of duvet

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#19 18-03-2012 12:34pm

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not a bad size the old cogger should be smiling:rolleyes:

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#20 18-03-2012 12:38pm

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What does the last word say on the left side of the page?.. Boner?

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#21 18-03-2012 12:54pm

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWludO23SkY

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#22 18-03-2012 1:02pm

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I stopped checking spoilers after post #3!

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#23 18-03-2012 1:08pm

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Dead.

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#24 18-03-2012 2:13pm

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there was cofusion between him and the Horse racing 2 page special some pictures got mixed up and then we had our story:D

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#25 18-03-2012 2:44pm

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Hello Spoiler fan

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#26 18-03-2012 5:10pm

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What a cock up by the belfast telegraph

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#27 18-03-2012 5:19pm

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I hate people using the mobile site

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#28 18-03-2012 5:21pm

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Even if it is genuine, I wouldn't really say an old man sitting with his lad out is "porn".

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#29 18-03-2012 5:24pm

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:eek:

the purple tin wrote: »

Even if it is genuine, I wouldn't really say an old man sitting with his lad out is "porn".

Now if you hadn't informed us of that (and I hadn't looked), I'd still be able to eat my dinner:p

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#30 18-03-2012 5:28pm

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Madam wrote: »

:eek:

Now if you hadn't informed us of that (and I hadn't looked), I'd still be able to eat my dinner:p

Bon appetit :P

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#31 18-03-2012 5:28pm

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Are those my feet?

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#32 18-03-2012 5:33pm

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Madam wrote: »

:eek:

Now if you hadn't informed us of that (and I hadn't looked), I'd still be able to eat my dinner:p

Bangers and mash?

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#33 18-03-2012 5:40pm

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jiltloop wrote: »

Bangers and mash?

Must be a German with a Frankfurter like that

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#34 18-03-2012 5:41pm

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jiltloop wrote: »

Bangers and mash?

Followed by spotted dick .

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#35 18-03-2012 5:49pm

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All I can see is an old knob, and he doesn't look too happy.

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