Hamster tree.

Mr.Crinklewood

I woke up this morning and a hamster tree had grown in my back garden. The young one keeps taking hamsters off the branches, but almost instantly another hamster ( with webbed feet and a Mohican ) appears. As a result I now have loads of bloody hamsters reaching around my attic.

The young one has taken to hamster surfing and I am concerned that she may fall through the roof into the conservatory.

Sindri

Hamsters make lovely burgers.

YUM YUMS

Mr.Crinklewood

Sindri wrote: »

Hamsters make lovely burgers.

YUM YUMS

Not mine. Their little hands cannot blend the meat and herbs together.

Sindri

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Not mine. Their little hands cannot blend the meat and herbs together.

You need to whip them harder.

Oranage2

Hummm

Sindri

Sindri

Are the hamsters the fruit of the tree? Or are they the seeds? Do they have to be peeled?

Princess Peach

I'm sorry, but do you live in Hamsterdam?

Oranage2

Im no animal doctor but i think the last 2 are actually guinea pigs.

Princess Peach

Sing along! You know the words!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kntawlgAonA

Sindri

I got toes but I'm not a toester.

Princess Peach

I used to have hamsters for pets.

The first one was a drug addict, Iggy. My friend bought him to inject him with epinephrine to see what would happen but I saved him from a life of drugs. Once I left him run around in an inflatable boat in the dining room and the dog came in and put him in his mouth. We got him out but he bolted and was on the loose for 3 days. It was a case of seeing something furry dash across a room and all hands on deck the catch the bastard. He was never the same after that and became suicidal. Would climb up to the top of his cage and stick his head out and try to hang himself. He didn't like being saved. One day he was dying of natural causes, Mam gave him a shot of whiskey to ease the pain. True story.

Second hamster was Jack. He died once and was reserrected a few hours later. If I had had a cereal box I would have buried him, but left him on the cage floor only to find him running around later that night. Jesus hamster. Once I went away on holidays and the house sitters had a party. When I returned Jack's cage was empty but the door closed. We never knew his fate. True story.

The third hamster was Fozzy Bear. He looked like a tiny bear. He would run away a lot but always came home when he was hungry. He also liked to play dead on the second floor of his multi-story cage. One day we thought he had run away again but never came home, until his body was discovered in the bedding of his house some time later..... True story

My brother got 2 male dwarf hamsters only to discover while cleaning the cage that they were not both male. By the time they seperated them the female was pregnant again, and by the time they discovered more babies, she was pregnant by one of her previous babies. Sometimes she ate them. They had 4 cages of hamsters and would revel in delight when one died because the pet shop would no longer take the babies back.

I'm not allowed have hamsters anymore

Sindri

I'm so sorry for your loss.

My brother had a hamster called Hammy. He died in a tragic boating accident. Sometimes my dog would sit outside his cage and try and eat him. Now he's dead to.

So I'm going to kill the person who killed him.

But first I want to some gravy.




Nyummy nyommy nyammy nyimmy nyemmy.

Princess Peach

Losses! Plural.

Not only did my 3 hamsters die, and the approx 25 my brother had but also two of my hamsters would pretend to be dead sometimes. The little divils, messing with my heart strings

Once I killed a fish. He was cold in that water so I put him in my bed. Makes sense.

FTGFOP

Gravy is a waste of good jus.

hondasam

Mr.Crinklewood

Sindri wrote: »

Are the hamsters the fruit of the tree? Or are they the seeds? Do they have to be peeled?

Mist are leaves, but a few who look different are the fruit.

No need to peel them.