The great thing about internet forums over real life discussion

cloptrop

1 You dont have to be civil you can tell it like it is.
2 You cant get punched for telling someone that they are being a dick.
3 You can rub one out while giving advice on the gaza strip problem.
4 you have a record of what was posted stopping someone changing their arguements to suit how their point was proved wrong .
Any more?

MrJoeSoap

cloptrop wrote: »

1 You dont have to be civil you can tell it like it is.
2 You cant get punched for telling someone that they are being a dick.
3 You can rub one out while giving advice on the gaza strip problem.
4 you have a record of what was posted stopping someone changing their arguemwnts to suit how their point was proved wrong .
Any more?

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Jesus Wept

6 You don't have to stick to the rulez.

Mr.Biscuits

7. You can post on the 'teen forums' as a hot teen boy with a broken web cam and get hot teen girls to do naked booty dances while their parents are asleep.

cloptrop

Mr.Biscuits wrote: »

7. You can post on the 'teen forums' as a hot teen boy with a broken web cam and get hot teen girls to do naked booty dances while their parents are asleep.

Unless of course your Frank Lampards uncle.

jimthemental

You don't actually get blasted with piss, usually a bonus.

Chuck Stone

Yore Ma loved it when I blasted her with piss last night.

cloptrop

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Yore Ma loved it when I blasted her with piss last night.

Funnily enough she gets annoyed when I blast her with piss, Im her own flesh and blood and yet its only acceptable if its you?

jimthemental

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Yore Ma loved it when I blasted her with piss last night.

I don't like hearing this **** from you Dad.

mackg

cloptrop wrote: »

Funnily enough she gets annoyed when I blast her with piss, Im her own flesh and blood and yet its only acceptable if its you?

Have a look in the incest thread, it's all explained there.

Chuck Stone

cloptrop wrote: »

Funnily enough she gets annoyed when I blast her with piss, Im her own flesh and blood and yet its only acceptable if its you?

Yes.

morgan2009

Mr.Biscuits wrote: »

7. You can post on the 'teen forums' as a hot teen boy with a broken web cam and get hot teen girls to do naked booty dances while their parents are asleep.

:P

Mr.Biscuits

If in the middle of a real life argument (where you are strenuously adamant that you know what you're talking about - you then suddenly whip out an encyclopedia and start rifling though it and repeating what you read as if it had just come to you - people tend to break their bollox laughing.

Online though - nobody can see the frantic Wiki scrawling between seemingly knowledgeable posts - mores the pity.

StupidLikeAFox

On the other side if you are proven wrong you can just close the thread and never look back. Unless its the "origin of the specious nonsense" thread apparently

cloptrop

ColHol wrote: »

On the other side if you are proven wrong you can just close the thread and never look back. Unless its the "origin of the specious nonsense" thread apparently

Yes also If you realise half way through an arguement that there is no point you can just bow out and leave the idiot in his imagined glow of intelligence.

Senna

In real life your stupid reasoning would be cut down before you finish the sentence, on forums every moron gets to post their full opinions no mater how idiotic they are.

Babybuff

I can burp and talk at the same time and still appear ladylike

MungBean

You can spend ages trying to figure out a comeback without looking like a retard.

ToddyDoody

You can do it in bed and fart to your hearts content

Wibbs

Mr.Biscuits wrote: »

If in the middle of a real life argument (where you are strenuously adamant that you know what you're talking about - you then suddenly whip out an encyclopedia and start rifling though it and repeating what you read as if it had just come to you - people tend to break their bollox laughing.

Online though - nobody can see the frantic Wiki scrawling between seemingly knowledgeable posts - mores the pity.

Yea I did notice some otherwise erudite posters go a bit silent when wikipedia went off for the day in protest.:D I'm your old fashioned know it all wanker so didn't pause for breath.

saa

You can't spend five minutes thinking of a response IRL.

Of course I don't do that, I don't go around looking for arguments with every person who has a different opinion to me on boards :pac:

Sunnyisland

You build up an image of a poster of what you might think they look like from there opinions,also it opens up barriers and crosses all borders, also there are a lot of people here with opinions who you would never meet in your own social or other circles.;-)

Sunnyisland

You can also lose some of your manners when you talk to people for the first time. Good morning after hours.

Babybuff

morning

Joe10000

8. The moderators, every pub should have one.

jimthemental

Joe10000 wrote: »

8. The moderators, every pub should have one.

What in case the toilet is blocked up with ****e or something?