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What would be the best way to kill Russell Howard?

  • 15-03-2012 10:17pm
    #1
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,124 ✭✭✭✭


    I urgently need some suggestions, and perhaps a dogsbody.


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  • #2
    earpiece
    Closed Accounts Posts: 550 ✭✭✭earpiece


    Give him free drugs!


  • #3
    Babybuff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭Babybuff


    thought it was Russell Brand, could go with that.


  • #4
    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    Ah, he's harmless.

    I'd rather take a hit out on Kim Kardashian or Amanda Holden. They are ruining my enjoyment of the Daily Mail.co.uk

    Oh, it's not Russell Brand!??! My bad :D


  • #5
    AnamGlas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 593 ✭✭✭AnamGlas


    Tie him to a chair and have a choice set of his "jokes" on repeat.

    Slow and painful...


  • #6
    rock chic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 123 ✭✭rock chic


    I find him to be the best comedian of his generation hes very funny and id watch him all night unlike other er famous comedians like russell bland sorry brand you sure you not talkin bout him :cool:


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  • #7
    Doc Ruby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,956 ✭✭✭Doc Ruby


    Air filled hypodermic to a major artery or between his toes, looks like a heart attack.

    Edit: Not Russell Brand?


  • #8
    Immaculate Pasta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    Simply:

    HEY RUSSELL!

    http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/BOOKS/Pix/pictures/2010/12/23/1293098416971/American-Psycho-006.jpg

    :cool:


  • #9
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    His twitchy eye freaks me out


  • #10
    MickySticks
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,177 ✭✭✭MickySticks


    Burn him to the ground. That'll teach him.


  • #11
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    dont kill him. i like his kitchen appliances


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  • #12
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Is he that desperately unfunny English comedian chap, blonde hair with a gawky facial expression that hints of mild retardation?
    If so he needs a good killing alright but I'm at a loss to suggest anything suitably brutal.


  • #13
    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    oh, nevermind. thought you meant russell grant:cool:


  • #14
    brimal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,221 ✭✭✭brimal


    Russell Howard is a terrible comedian.


  • #15
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,968 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Drop Gina Yashere on him from a great height.


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