WANTED: Mass Circulation Newspaper Journalist.

OurLadyofKnock

WANTED: Mass Circulation Newspaper Journalist. -

Leading newspaper seeks individual incapable of recognizing the reality in front of their own eyes. This is a promising opportunity for the right person eager to reprint government, corporate and university press releases verbatim and free from any critical examination. An unconditional worshipping of authority figures is a must. It you think you have what it takes for the exciting world of propaganda and social engineering for the benefit of the psychopaths who run the world, then arrange to be meet our sub editor at the nearest Government Buildings for further instructions.

forfuxsake

OurLadyofKnock wrote: »

WANTED: Mass Circulation Newspaper Journalist. -

Leading newspaper seeks individual incapable of recognizing the reality in front of their own eyes. This is a promising opportunity for the right person eager to reprint government, corporate and university press releases verbatim and free from any critical examination. An unconditional worshipping of authority figures is a must. It you think you have what it takes for the exciting world of propaganda and social engineering for the benefit of the psychopaths who run the world, then arrange to be meet our sub editor at the nearest Government Buildings for further instructions.

I can't find this anywhere? is it on jobs.ie. FFS post a link

lividduck

OurLadyofKnock wrote: »

WANTED: Mass Circulation Newspaper Journalist. -

Leading newspaper seeks individual incapable of recognizing the reality in front of their own eyes. This is a promising opportunity for the right person eager to reprint government, corporate and university press releases verbatim and free from any critical examination. An unconditional worshipping of authority figures is a must. It you think you have what it takes for the exciting world of propaganda and social engineering for the benefit of the psychopaths who run the world, then arrange to be meet our sub editor at the nearest Government Buildings for further instructions.

Need some salt and vinegar for that bag of chips on your shoulder?

grindle

lividduck wrote: »

Need some salt and vinegar for that bag of chips on your shoulder?

Curry and cheese, please.

Hazys

OurLadyofKnock wrote: »

WANTED: Mass Circulation Newspaper Journalist. -

Leading newspaper seeks individual incapable of recognizing the reality in front of their own eyes. This is a promising opportunity for the right person eager to reprint government, corporate and university press releases verbatim and free from any critical examination. An unconditional worshipping of authority figures is a must. It you think you have what it takes for the exciting world of propaganda and social engineering for the benefit of the psychopaths who run the world, then arrange to be meet our sub editor at the nearest Government Buildings for further instructions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggXmKPMaHMo

Nervosa

Thought this was a church job.

Mickey H

IBTL!

For Forks Sake

OurLadyofKnock wrote: »

WANTED: Mass Circulation Newspaper Journalist. -

Leading newspaper seeks individual incapable of recognizing the reality in front of their own eyes. This is a promising opportunity for the right person eager to reprint government, corporate and university press releases verbatim and free from any critical examination. An unconditional worshipping of authority figures is a must. It you think you have what it takes for the exciting world of propaganda and social engineering for the benefit of the psychopaths who run the world, then arrange to be meet our sub editor at the nearest Government Buildings for further instructions.

Bizarrely, Brendan O'Connor already has a job...

sonic85

i honestly read the thread title as Mass Circumcision

Corkfeen

After reading that, my initial thought was that David Quinn would be ideal for the job. :pac:

biko

tl;dr

CreepingDeath

OurLadyofKnock wrote: »

WANTED: Mass Circulation Newspaper Journalist. -

Leading newspaper seeks individual incapable of recognizing the reality in front of their own eyes. This is a promising opportunity for the right person eager to reprint government, corporate and university press releases verbatim and free from any critical examination.

Let me guess, there's some small local or personal issue which affects you and you want all of society to take note that there's a "possibility" it may affect them too, but you want to blow that possibility out of all proportion ?

How am I doing so far?

It may involve introducing a "bear tax", but it's for the good of all decent god-fearing Irish people...