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Cottaging

  • 13-03-2012 12:42pm
    #1
    BettyM
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 62 ✭✭


    I recently had to use a public lavatory. So I went into a cubicle, dropped my trousers and sat down. When I was settled, I heard a voice from the next cubicle clearly say "Hello Mate, How are you doing?"

    Wow, I thought, is this cottaging? So I replied, trying to be equally clear, "Good thanks mate, how are you?"

    "Yeah, great" he replied " what are you looking for mate?"

    A little startled, I wasn't sure what to say next, so I played for time. "Eh, I dunno mate I'd be up for anything really. Have you got a big cock?"

    "Jeez" I heard from the next cubicle " I cant hear a word you are saying as there is some c**t int he next cubicle who keeps interrupting".

    Embarrassing or what, I suddenly realized he's been talking on his mobile phone!


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  • #2
    Locker10a
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 4,234 Mod ✭✭✭✭Locker10a


    AHhh hahahahahhahah:D:D:D
    It will be a long time before you get into conversation in a bathroom again!


  • #3
    cgcsb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,957 ✭✭✭cgcsb


    that really made me lol.


  • #4
    oisindoyle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 899 ✭✭✭oisindoyle


    BettyM wrote: »
    I recently had to use a public lavatory. So I went into a cubicle, dropped my trousers and sat down. When I was settled, I heard a voice from the next cubicle clearly say "Hello Mate, How are you doing?"

    Wow, I thought, is this cottaging? So I replied, trying to be equally clear, "Good thanks mate, how are you?"

    "Yeah, great" he replied " what are you looking for mate?"

    A little startled, I wasn't sure what to say next, so I played for time. "Eh, I dunno mate I'd be up for anything really. Have you got a big cock?"

    "Jeez" I heard from the next cubicle " I cant hear a word you are saying as there is some c**t int he next cubicle who keeps interrupting".

    Embarrassing or what, I suddenly realized he's been talking on his mobile phone!

    That joke has been doing the rounds for years


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