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Some lad in work just shat on the toilet seat...

  • 12-03-2012 1:54pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 244 ✭✭


    Holy ****, some dirty f****r just left a skid of sh1t on the back of the toilet seat this morning, it's now dried in and there are a few curly hairs sticking up out of it... Dirty bastard.
    What kind of holes do some lads have?

    Unreal the amount of animals out there... Now I'm bursting and looks like i'll have to use the ladies!
    Hopefully the foreign cleaners will have it polished off for tomorrow!


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 153 ✭✭William_Hicley


    The phantom Sh*tter strikes again!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,824 ✭✭✭RoyalMarine


    maybe it was the "foreign" cleaners.....

    seriously, you a racist or something?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    Jayo11780 wrote: »
    Holy ****, some dirty f****r just left a skid of sh1t on the back of the toilet seat this morning, it's now dried in and there are a few curly hairs sticking up out of it... Dirty bastard.
    What kind of holes do some lads have?

    Unreal the amount of animals out there... Now I'm bursting and looks like i'll have to use the ladies!
    Hopefully the foreign cleaners will have it polished off for tomorrow!

    Right, ok.....:(


    Did this really happen or are you full of sh1t?:D


    Maybe it's chocolate?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    Pick it up in a baggie and leave it on his desk with a note reading "You left this in the bathroom, I assumed you wanted to keep it as you didn't dispose of it."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    Investigate who did it and then rub his nose in it


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    makes a change, its usually the womens loos that are the biggest mess.

    what with most women hovering over the bowl for fear of catchin the aids


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭tmc86


    This thread stinks


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,789 ✭✭✭grizzly




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,941 ✭✭✭thebigbiffo


    thanks for sharing OP.

    i stepped in dog **** this morning. was looking for the right forum to stick it up on, now i know.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills


    If you knew who the culprit was you could scrape it off with a knife open his lunchbox and spread it on his sandwiches.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    maybe it was the "foreign" cleaners.....

    seriously, you a racist or something?

    Maybe the foreign cleaner melted a little from all the hard work??:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,362 ✭✭✭Sergeant


    Ring your union rep. People shouldn't have to work in such conditions. Have a dirty protest if they don't make progress on finding out who did it, and why your employer didn't get it cleaned immediately.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    Sergeant wrote: »
    Ring your union rep. People shouldn't have to work in such conditions. Have a dirty protest if they don't make progress on finding out who did it, and why your employer didn't get it cleaned immediately.

    That's just sh1t stirring:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 541 ✭✭✭rgmmg


    Jayo11780 wrote: »
    Holy ****, some dirty f****r just left a skid of sh1t on the back of the toilet seat this morning, it's now dried in and there are a few curly hairs sticking up out of it... Dirty bastard.
    What kind of holes do some lads have?

    Unreal the amount of animals out there... Now I'm bursting and looks like i'll have to use the ladies!
    Hopefully the foreign cleaners will have it polished off for tomorrow!


    Those curly hairs weren't there initially. I must have left them when I was lapping directly from the toilet.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    We must work in the same place.
    Sorry about that....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 454 ✭✭Il Trap


    micropig wrote: »
    Maybe the foreign cleaner melted a little from all the hard work??:D
    futurama-fry-meme-generator-not-sure-if-serious-or-just-trolling-104db8.jpg


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    Jayo11780 wrote: »
    Holy ****, some dirty f****r just left a skid of sh1t on the back of the toilet seat this morning, it's now dried in and there are a few curly hairs sticking up out of it... Dirty bastard.
    What kind of holes do some lads have?

    Unreal the amount of animals out there... Now I'm bursting and looks like i'll have to use the ladies!
    Hopefully the foreign cleaners will have it polished off for tomorrow!

    I'm going to try and answer the above statement but need to ask you a bunch of questions first, and I want them answered immediately :

    What kind of viscosity was the poo ?
    was it runny, squidgy, solid or uniform ?

    Did it have any lumps in it ?
    peas, that yellow $hit -what's it called

    What colour was it ?
    Was it brown, deep brown, maghony brown or was it more of a yellow / greeny hue off it ?

    Finally the smell :
    Was it pungent ? serious, or explosive ?

    Once I get the questions above answered I should be able to determine what kind of hole they were working with at that given time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    Taste it, it might be nutella

    21/25



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,664 ✭✭✭Doyler92


    Rumour has it he doesn't even work there.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,881 ✭✭✭JohnMarston


    Some people lose all sense of common decency as soon as step into a bathroom other than their own.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,135 ✭✭✭TheVoodoo


    There's a fellah in the building I work in who pisses on the seat / floor and doesn't flush his sh*t every Friday. It's obviously his last chance to something like this before he goes home to the ball and chain. ( not that i'd want to sh*t on my own toilet seat at home, but it's like an act of rebellion )


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 378 ✭✭I_smell_fear


    micropig wrote: »

    Maybe it's chocolate?

    Not falling for that one again!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    Some people lose all sense of common decency as soon as step into a bathroom other than their own.

    Probably the same reason why I leave snots above the urinals in work.
    Because it's hilarious, then threads get started etc etc.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    someone must have been trying to 'topdeck' and slipped


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 786 ✭✭✭Kurz


    This is one of the rare occasions where "blast it with p1ss" may actually be a helpful solution.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭lastlaugh


    Curly hairs in a piece of sh!t on the toilet seat?

    Sounds like a Troll is at work in your toilet.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Lick it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 426 ✭✭Baneblade


    i have had some similar experiences
    one day it looked like they were practicing their plastering technique on the stall wall
    getting to the stage where you need a biohazard suit just to take a piss


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,315 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    If you knew who the culprit was you could scrape it off with a knife open his lunchbox and spread it on his sandwiches.
    And be done for poisoning :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,257 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    This thread must be where the big sh1ts hang out.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 172 ✭✭fando


    Jayo11780 wrote: »
    Holy ****, some dirty f****r just left a skid of sh1t on the back of the toilet seat this morning, it's now dried in and there are a few curly hairs sticking up out of it... Dirty bastard.
    What kind of holes do some lads have?

    Unreal the amount of animals out there... Now I'm bursting and looks like i'll have to use the ladies!
    Hopefully the foreign cleaners will have it polished off for tomorrow!

    This thread illustrates excellently what is happening to boards.ie lately...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,566 ✭✭✭Funglegunk


    There were two lads that used to work in my office, and I think light was refracting in the bathrooms they used to leave such a stench. The air was shimmering, and the paint was peeling off the walls. Mizzoni pizza nearly every night, those two.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 317 ✭✭Casillas


    I feel sorry for the cleaners, $hit job, $hit pay.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 976 ✭✭✭Kev_2012


    Blast it with shit


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Don't they have cctv camera's in the cubicles like where I work?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    / Looks at OP's location

    Case Closed !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    Jayo11780 wrote: »
    Holy ****, some dirty f****r just left a skid of sh1t on the back of the toilet seat this morning, it's now dried in and there are a few curly hairs sticking up out of it... Dirty bastard.

    These might help.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,219 ✭✭✭✭biko


    That's today's facebook/blog update right there OP.


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